She's still hot with or without clothes.

You might have thought that Anna Faris would be perfect for you because she seems like a regular chick and she's funny and seems to be into fat dudes. Well, you're right. Except for the part about being into you...she's into the fat dude pictured above, who she married over the weekend.

Baba Booey -- the Horse Tooth Jackass from the Howard Stern Show -- attempts to pitch the ball at the Met's game. Naturally, he fails.

Howard Stern leaked a raw "board mix" of Beyonce's performance on Good Morning America. This might make your ears bleed.

Wonder whose butt would win in a game of tennis: Kate Hudson's or Anna Kournikova's?

Yes, Anna Kournikova is looking at your love handles and thinking she definitely doesn't want to bang you.

What does Anna Kournikova's tattoo mean? That you can never bang someone as hot as her.

Open up and say Ahhhhhhhhhh.

The "Pharaoh's Tomb" takes a stab at recreating a famous Anna Karina scene from the French New Wave.

This week Philip Norris reports on Paris Hilton's brother, Gary Coleman and the writer's strike.

Geraldo, 9 year old witness, Fox News, Anna Nicole Smith, Clown Makeup, its the perfect storm of journalism.

These images of Mrs. Smith where released today accompanying claims she was nearly dead, covered in her own vomit, when they were taken.

Anna Ferris wrangled up enough free time on the set of her new movie, to pee on Rumer Willis. In all honesty, we have NO IDEA what is going on here.

Larry Birkhead has been named the father of Anna Nicole Smith's daughter Dannielynn as a result of a paternity test today.

I once overdosed on sexy. But then John Travolta brought me back by stabbing my chest with a needle. I'm cool now.

Yep, she had a lotta drugs in her. Surprise, surprise.

Larry shows his Anna tattoo to the good people at Access Hollywood. It's kinda weird.

"Illegal Aliens" is as big of a B-movie as you can get. And Chyna Doll's performance is worthy of a John Waters film!

The Enquirer is claiming the results of Anna Nicole Smith's autopsy were faked and underestimated! Scandal!

Baby-daddy Larry Birkhead has a tattoo of Anna Nicole on his lower back, just in case we weren't sure which side of the trailer park he's from. (It's the trashy side.)