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Yesterday PETA unveiled the latest ad for its "I'd Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur" campaign, featuring Bethenny Frankel, member of People with Extraordinarily Little Talent Society (PELTS).
My Cheetah-lined hat is off to you, PETA, because your ads continue to intrigue me. I find myself thinking, as I cut into my still-mooing T-Bone, "Who is PETA's demographic?" Considering your recent choice of spokespeople, I can only assume that your research, presumably conducted by underpaid monkeys at typewriters, shows that your core audience is people invested in reality television. How else can you justify burning our retinas with the likes of Steve-O, Khloe Kardashian, and Karina Smirnoff? (You know it's bad when your last name is a brand and they still don't want you.)
It makes sense though. PETA's invasive studies done on bunnies, show that reality TV viewers are far less intelligent people who can be more easily swayed into giving up those necessary extravagances like fitted Dalmatian tees adorned with hamster noses, and squirrel-tail tampons.
And as for the rest of us, the nod-and-wink, upper-crust "Adult Swim" viewer? Manatee flippers make for a lovely corset.
Anna Faris Marries Some Fat Dude
You might have thought that Anna Faris would be perfect for you because she seems like a regular chick and she's funny and seems to be into fat dudes. Well, you're right. Except for the part about being into you...she's into the fat dude pictured above, who she married over the weekend.
Kate Hudson Serves Up Some Butt
Wonder whose butt would win in a game of tennis: Kate Hudson's or Anna Kournikova's?
Anna Kournikova Notices How Fat You've Gotten
Yes, Anna Kournikova is looking at your love handles and thinking she definitely doesn't want to bang you.
Anna Kournikova's Tramp Stamp
What does Anna Kournikova's tattoo mean? That you can never bang someone as hot as her.
Kate Beckinsale is a Roller Girl
The "Pharaoh's Tomb" takes a stab at recreating a famous Anna Karina scene from the French New Wave.
Anna Nicole's Baby Daddy Is Gay!
This week Philip Norris reports on Paris Hilton's brother, Gary Coleman and the writer's strike.
New Anna Nicole Smith Footage
Geraldo, 9 year old witness, Fox News, Anna Nicole Smith, Clown Makeup, its the perfect storm of journalism.
Anna Nicole is Covered in Vomit
These images of Mrs. Smith where released today accompanying claims she was nearly dead, covered in her own vomit, when they were taken.
Anna Ferris Pees on Rumer Willis
Anna Ferris wrangled up enough free time on the set of her new movie, to pee on Rumer Willis. In all honesty, we have NO IDEA what is going on here.
IT OFFICIAL! BABYDADDY!
Larry Birkhead has been named the father of Anna Nicole Smith's daughter Dannielynn as a result of a paternity test today.
Anna's Overdose
I once overdosed on sexy. But then John Travolta brought me back by stabbing my chest with a needle. I'm cool now.
Larry Birkhead's Anna Nicole Tattoo
Larry shows his Anna tattoo to the good people at Access Hollywood. It's kinda weird.
Anna Nicole's Final Movie
"Illegal Aliens" is as big of a B-movie as you can get. And Chyna Doll's performance is worthy of a John Waters film!
Anna Nicole's Autopsy Results FAKED!
The Enquirer is claiming the results of Anna Nicole Smith's autopsy were faked and underestimated! Scandal!
Larry Birkhead's Anna Tattoo
Baby-daddy Larry Birkhead has a tattoo of Anna Nicole on his lower back, just in case we weren't sure which side of the trailer park he's from. (It's the trashy side.)
