Introducing the lonliest man in the universe. His name is Edward A. Copernicus, and the last girlfriend he had was a special little female crayfish he found in the lake beside his parent's house. He courted her for weeks, and then he pulled out her legs one by one. Why? Because he's probably going to be a serial killer when he grows up and this is just what they do.
If God was so smart, why did he design male genetalia to be 1) as low as it is and 2) totally unprotected. He gave turtles a hardshell and that animal is just about useless if you ask me. Humans created space shuttles, heavy metal music and Maury Povich. They should be protected, especially the itsty bitsy parts of them that makes babies. Such poor design decisions, God. If Steve Jobs was your boss you'd be totally fired.
Today, as Nancy Pelosi was walking somewhere and being important, a reporter following her totally crashed his balls into something that was not a Femaie Baby Incubator. Here's that video, and some others featuring guys who might not be able to get an erection anymore.
Reporter takes a dive. Woops.
We feel that the Japanese dudes featured in this video actually LOVE being hit in the crotch.
This guy's balls actually flew up through his stomach and out of his mouth, but you can't see it due to YouTube's crappy video quality.
Finally, these guys are true friends.
Jon & Kate Plus 8 Interactive Room
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Crazy Animal Rights Commercial
If you're trying to get our attention, Crazy Animal Rights Group We've Never Heard Of, then it worked.
Celebrity Slaughter House
There’s a murderer on the loose and he’s killing all of your favorite celebrities! Look at the crime scene photos and try to guess who he killed!
Super Psycho Sudoku: Volume 2
Sudoku is the puzzle game that everyone’s playing, but not the LiquidGeneration way. Our version of Sudoku is played the same way as the original game, but with cute, furry animals and killer dance music. This ain’t your grandma’s Sudoku!
Jail Bird Bee-yotches
This is the chief! Be on the look out for Paris Hilton and these other jail house vag-havers.
What's Your Sexual Fetish?
Are you into feet? Stuffed animals? Monkeys? Well take this quiz and we'll tell you what your sexual fetish is!
Would You Survive A Horror Movie?
Would you survive in a horror movie? Find out by taking this quiz! Last House On The Left Now In Theaters!
Bush's White House Invasion
George Bush already misses being in the White House with all it's funny gadgets and nuclear buttons. Help Georgy boy find his way back in without getting spotted by Barack Obama's security!
Not Gonna Be A Christmas For You
Mrs. Claus sings about how the bad economy is going to ruin Christmas. Santa's house was foreclosed!
No Sleep Till White House
Hear George W. Bush rap about his victory in his own Beastie Boys-esque way.
Mr. Belding: A True Hero
Many find it ironic to enjoy Bob Saget, and his post-Full House vulgar humor, but Mr. Belding is the true 90s hero.
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