The Thanksgiving you learned about in school is 100% wrong. Take a look at how the first Thanksgiving really went down, starring everybody’s favorite Leprechaun.

Don’t you ever try to cheat on Yolanda. She will get revenge.

The Angry Leprechaun sings us a quaint little ditty from his homeland. Make sure your mom doesn’t hear this one.

It’s a St. Patty’s Day tradition. You get drunk, you vomit, you crawl to your computer, and you send a friend our latest Angry Leprechaun e-card. So what are ya waiting for, ya flippin’ prostitute?

Send this e-card to your friends, family, or even those you hate. A LiquidGeneration E-Card never discriminates!

Send this e-card to your friends, family, or even those you hate. A LiquidGeneration E-Card never discriminates!

We totally want to bring this monkey home and bathe it with a sponge.

Nothing says "punk rock" like flashing your angry black bra at the camera. Grrrrrrrr!

Spin the reel, pick a letter and try to solve the puzzle. This edition will make you angry.

Send this e-card to your friends, family, or even those you hate. A LiquidGeneration E-Card never discriminates!

Send this e-card to your friends, family, or even those you hate. A LiquidGeneration E-Card never discriminates!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

Whoose Boobs is the internet’s #1 celebrity boob game. We show you three boobs and you have to tell us who they belong to.

Send this e-card to your friends, family, or even those you hate. A LiquidGeneration E-Card never discriminates!

When you go outside, set fire to your neighborhood and steal some candy. But first you need to buy a costume! Why not go costume shopping with The Angry Leprechaun?

Your favorite drunken leprechaun scored an interview with the cast of Jackass Number Two! Johnny Knoxville, Steve-O, Chris Pointus, Jeff Tremaine – the whole crew (okay, four of them)! Watch the interview, then go see the movie on September 22!

On this St. Patrick’s Day, make sure that you don’t drive drunk – with the Angry Leprechaun. Seriously, this little green midget is cuckoo for Coco Puffs.

The Angry Leprechaun regales us with a traditional (?!) Irish limerick. Of course, it’s not tradition, just really dirty.