Don't Tailgate This Dude!
Dramatic Rescue of Dog from Freezing Sea
The Joy of Teasing Dogs
Edward Gory's "Mystery" Intro
"You Like Me, You Really, Really, Like Me"
Public Fornication- Underwater Style
Hackers of Montana Station Warn of Unfolding Zombie Apocalypse
Best Bus Stop Ever?
Human Mattress Dominoes World Record
Beach party in his sparkling Speedo.
Andy and Kickel are a prepubescent vaudeville comedy act. In this edition, Andy and Kickel wish you a Happy New Year!
You're going to end up at a lot of parties in the next 10 days. Some good, most horrendous. Here are a few tips for getting out of a couple bad holiday situations.
Problem: Bad Party with more old people at it than you expected. What I do: Guerilla warfare. There's a laundry list of things you can do to destroy a party from within. Number one is clog the main toilet. This can shorten a party by hours, and if it's a small apartment with only one bathroom, you could bring it to a screeching halt right then and there. The best way to do this is with paper towels. Toilet paper is made to break up in water; paper towels are made to keep their structure as well as possible. Smuggle paper towels into the bathroom. This might be tough to pull off; if people are around, do it one at a time, like how Andy Dufresne smuggled the pieces of his cell wall into the yard in Shawshank Redemption. When you have a bunch, flush 'em. Once the problem is known to the host, say something like "thanks for having us, looks like you've got your hands full, though!"
Just kidding! She's not fat at all! In fact, she's probably anorexic! Her name is Brooklyn Decker, and she's married to that tennis player Andy Roddick - that guy who looks like Stifler, who is that guy in American Pie who wants to bang your mom.
Some quick facts about Brooklyn, who we're thinking about stalking (because why not!).
-She's giving you major bone right now
-She's on Twitter - which means it's easy to find reasons why she might be really annoying. Like this reason:
But then we stop looking at her Twitter feed and stumble upon photos like this and realize that we can put up with annoying people, so long as they look like the hottest freaking girl in the world.
But then we remember we're not Andy Roddick, and we don't have six-pack abs and our name isn't something awesome like The Situation. We slowly realize we're totally never going to bang Brookly Decker. Then we cry. Then we go to Subway and order some fatass sandwich, not the healthy ones that Jared orders. Then we go home, cry some more while looking at ourself in the mirror and then turn on the computer to try and find naked pictures of Brooklyn Decker on the internet.
Eventually we end up like this:
Go ahead. Get your Sports Illustrated Swim Suit Issue fix right here.
This guy should get together with Andy from The Office and start a band. We'd totally illegally download their album.
Here's Andy Dick, shortly after he groped a teenager's breasts in the parking lot the Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant. He's clearly happy with himself.
Andy & Kickel are a prepubescent vaudeville comedy act. In this edition A & K makes fun of yo momma.
Why would Pepsi hire JT, Andy Samberg, and Tony Romo for a commercial? Because they know Coke is better, that's why.
The vaudevillian tykes take on their arch-rivals in a joke battle to the death.
Amateur stuntman Rod Kimble (ANDY SAMBERG) has a problem – his step-father Frank (IAN MCSHANE) is a jerk. Frank picks on Rod, tosses him around like a rag doll in their weekly sparring sessions, and definitely doesn’t respect him, much less his stunts. But when Frank falls ill, it’s up to Rod to stage the jump of his life, in order to save his step-father. The plan: Jump 15 buses, raise the money for Frank’s heart operation, and then…kick his ass.
Everyone’s favorite prepubescent vaudeville comedy act are hosting this year’s Academy Awards. Ellen mysteriously disappeared. No more questions!
Touch the Donald's daughter one too many times, and you'll get dragged off a late-night talk show.
Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg perform the instant Christmas classic, "D**k in a Box."
Andy Dick "releases" in a public men's room. And he looks great in skinny black pants.
Watch as a senile Andy Rooney tries to figure out what all this Ali G business is about! Reporters these days are crazy!
Andy & Kickel are a prepubescent vaudeville comedy act. In this edition, A & K go redneck on your ass.
Andy & Kickel are a prepubescent vaudeville comedy act. In this edition, A & K wish you a happy new year.
Andy & Kickel are a prepubescent vaudeville comedy act. In this edition, A & K get their vote on.
Andy & Kickel are a prepubescent vaudeville comedy act. In this edition, A & K drink beer and puke.