Someone was having fun with the arrangement of this sectional couch. Now if only they'd made a couch that looks like a womb....

Everyone’s favorite prepubescent vaudeville comedy act are hosting this year’s Academy Awards. Ellen mysteriously disappeared. No more questions!

Justin Timerberlake performs "Dick in a Box" live at his concerts! LIVE footage!!

Touch the Donald's daughter one too many times, and you'll get dragged off a late-night talk show.

Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg perform the instant Christmas classic, "D**k in a Box."

He certainly is! Har! Har!

What is this, the McDonalds in Alaska?

And Dick still likes to mess around.

Don't be distracted by the funny sign -- there's bears mating on the left!

Andy Dick "releases" in a public men's room. And he looks great in skinny black pants.

Watch as a senile Andy Rooney tries to figure out what all this Ali G business is about! Reporters these days are crazy!

The guy standing next to Dick is "Delicious in the Morning!"

Dick Cheney, Aerosmith, Gun-Loving Freaks. You gotta love America.

This week Dick Cheney shoots a man, TomKat almost breaks up, and Kid Rock and Scott Stapp touch magic sticks. Disgusting, weird and newsworthy.

This is why Nick Lachey kicked Jessica Simpson to the curb. It's better to cut your losses when you're ahead. Or a dick.

Andy & Kickel are a prepubescent vaudeville comedy act. In this edition, A & K go redneck on your ass.

This year the Dick Clark Robot teamed up with Mountain Dew to wish you a very Happy "Dew" Year.

Andy & Kickel are a prepubescent vaudeville comedy act. In this edition, A & K wish you a happy new year.

Andy & Kickel are a prepubescent vaudeville comedy act. In this edition, A & K get their vote on.

Andy & Kickel are a prepubescent vaudeville comedy act. In this edition, A & K drink beer and puke.