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Just kidding! She's not fat at all! In fact, she's probably anorexic! Her name is Brooklyn Decker, and she's married to that tennis player Andy Roddick - that guy who looks like Stifler, who is that guy in American Pie who wants to bang your mom.
Some quick facts about Brooklyn, who we're thinking about stalking (because why not!).
-She's 22-years-old
-She's giving you major bone right now
-She's on Twitter - which means it's easy to find reasons why she might be really annoying. Like this reason:
But then we stop looking at her Twitter feed and stumble upon photos like this and realize that we can put up with annoying people, so long as they look like the hottest freaking girl in the world.
But then we remember we're not Andy Roddick, and we don't have six-pack abs and our name isn't something awesome like The Situation. We slowly realize we're totally never going to bang Brookly Decker. Then we cry. Then we go to Subway and order some fatass sandwich, not the healthy ones that Jared orders. Then we go home, cry some more while looking at ourself in the mirror and then turn on the computer to try and find naked pictures of Brooklyn Decker on the internet.
Eventually we end up like this:
Go ahead. Get your Sports Illustrated Swim Suit Issue fix right here.
Dude, what a dick move. All these drunkies wanted to do was take a little cinnamon challenge and the guy filming this had to replace one of their table spoons of cinnamon with cayenne pepper. RETRIBUTION, it will be the hotties.
Worst Beat Boxer Ever
This guy should get together with Andy from The Office and start a band. We'd totally illegally download their album.
Andy Dick's Mug Shot
Here's Andy Dick, shortly after he groped a teenager's breasts in the parking lot the Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant. He's clearly happy with himself.
Andy & Kickel's Def Comedy Jam
Andy & Kickel are a prepubescent vaudeville comedy act. In this edition A & K makes fun of yo momma.
Justin Timberlake's Super Bowl Ad
Why would Pepsi hire JT, Andy Samberg, and Tony Romo for a commercial? Because they know Coke is better, that's why.
Shriveled prune in a box
Dick in a box was popular far before the famous SNL skit. Look at this 1980's granny photo. I feel sick.
Penis' on Parade
Huge dicks and wheelbarrows. If you're still looking at this and you're a guy, your gay. Seriously.
Andy & Kickel vs. Randy & Pickle
The vaudevillian tykes take on their arch-rivals in a joke battle to the death.
Hot Rod Movie Tailer
Amateur stuntman Rod Kimble (ANDY SAMBERG) has a problem – his step-father Frank (IAN MCSHANE) is a jerk. Frank picks on Rod, tosses him around like a rag doll in their weekly sparring sessions, and definitely doesn’t respect him, much less his stunts. But when Frank falls ill, it’s up to Rod to stage the jump of his life, in order to save his step-father. The plan: Jump 15 buses, raise the money for Frank’s heart operation, and then…kick his ass.
NSFW? Dick Couch
Someone was having fun with the arrangement of this sectional couch. Now if only they'd made a couch that looks like a womb....
Andy & Kickel Go To the Oscars
Everyone’s favorite prepubescent vaudeville comedy act are hosting this year’s Academy Awards. Ellen mysteriously disappeared. No more questions!
Dick In A Box Live
Justin Timerberlake performs "Dick in a Box" live at his concerts! LIVE footage!!
Andy Dick Removed from Jimmy Kimmel
Touch the Donald's daughter one too many times, and you'll get dragged off a late-night talk show.
D**k in a Box
Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg perform the instant Christmas classic, "D**k in a Box."
