A moment of silence, please, as we honor Pam Anderson and the celebrities who followed in her (stretched out) footsteps with this tribute to celebrity sex tapes.

But really, who cares? Older chicks are awesome and if you don't realize that you're probably and idiot anyway.

We never thought we'd see this day come. Pamela Anderson is officially busted. At this point, we can't even fantasize about her anymore. Sad face.

To be fair, he really just loves nature.

The internet makes the collaboration PT Anderson and George Lucas would never agree to.

Buy it on DVD January 15th. After the death of his girlfriend, Anderson tries to move on by asking a complete stranger to marry him.

In theaters 12-26-07. PT Anderson's new film is a story about family, greed, religion, and oil, centered around a turn-of-the-century Texas prospector in the early days of the business.

In theaters 9-29-07. Wes Anderson's 5th film is the story of three brothers who travel across India on a "spiritual" journey to be friends like they used to be.

Pam Anderson and David Spade were caught playing "slutty Hooters girl and handsy buffalo wings lover" recently, and now I'm totally freaked out. Gross.

Pamela Anderson did a photoshoot on a boat in Cannes. So the title wrote itself.

aka "Pammy Slammy"

This guy has something to do with Pamela Anderson's new movie. Great. All I know is, he's lookin' at the same things I am!!

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, unless you're Pam Anderson and your nipple slips out of your dress, in which case the photos get posted all over the internets.

Pamela Anderson is back in Baywatch babe form! THAT'S why she's hot!

Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee were seen kissing recently, after spending the day together with their children. Could it be a third chance for the sexy couple?

This week Angelina Jolie is pregnant, New Jersey has a new slogan, Pam Anderson hates KFC, and David Hassellhoff is getting a divorce!