Oh, look who got a new pair of boobs! And from the looks of it they fell right out of a gumball machine and onto her chest. Now we know Amy is rich, so why does it look like she has a cheap a boob job as that girl in high school who got addicted to crack, like, ten years later?

Take the quiz to see if you're going to end up a drunken wreck like Amy Winehouse.

Here’s a game that’s similar to traditional Memory, but it involves Superheroes! Just match the superhero with his or her superhero symbol. If played enough, this game will make you SUPER smart.

But she wants to spit in your face first.

Paris Hilton, Amy Winehouse, Lindsay Lohan and the other celebrities stupid enough to be filmed taking drugs.

Amy Winehouse, if you're going to flash us, makes sure we're blind first.

Take a peak at the horrifyingly cute lice that live within Amy Winehouse's beehive. Yikes!

But now she'll give you AIDS.

Why do people always insist that cats are smarter than dogs? A dog would never do this.

Just rub her cold sores and she will grant you three wishes...

In this video, Amy Winehouse punches a fan during a concert at Glastonbury. Nobody knows whether the dude got AIDS.

Amy Winehouse has emphysema. This is terrible news for the disgusting lice that lives in her beehive.

In theaters 6-20-08. Maxwell Smart, Agent 86 for CONTROL, battles the forces of KAOS with the more-competent Agent 99 at his side.

This week Philip Norris talks about how Amy Winehouse hates everyone that's not white. What color is she anyway?

Crank 2 will do very well in DVD rentals where teenage boys can enjoy the "film" in the proper setting.

There's a catch, they used tape and a guitar to cover the nasty bits so you're eyes wouldn't be as scared as Amy's arm after a night with Blake and crack.

After spending one day pretending to be homeless Tyra Banks claims she understands their plight. She also only spent one day in high school and proclaimed "I'm smart".

They tried to make her go to rehab, but she said no, no, no, tape me smoking crack and sell it to the press instead.

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, the ipod was introduced to a high school auditorium of nerds. It was a simpler time when iphone=poser meant nothing.