Oh, look who got a new pair of boobs! And from the looks of it they fell right out of a gumball machine and onto her chest. Now we know Amy is rich, so why does it look like she has a cheap a boob job as that girl in high school who got addicted to crack, like, ten years later?

Take the quiz to see if you're going to end up a drunken wreck like Amy Winehouse.

But she wants to spit in your face first.

Paris Hilton, Amy Winehouse, Lindsay Lohan and the other celebrities stupid enough to be filmed taking drugs.

Amy Winehouse, if you're going to flash us, makes sure we're blind first.

Take a peak at the horrifyingly cute lice that live within Amy Winehouse's beehive. Yikes!

But now she'll give you AIDS.

When you reach a certain age, things start falling apart. Jenny, we're going to miss you.

Just rub her cold sores and she will grant you three wishes...

In this video, Amy Winehouse punches a fan during a concert at Glastonbury. Nobody knows whether the dude got AIDS.

Amy Winehouse has emphysema. This is terrible news for the disgusting lice that lives in her beehive.

This week Philip Norris talks about how Amy Winehouse hates everyone that's not white. What color is she anyway?

Crank 2 will do very well in DVD rentals where teenage boys can enjoy the "film" in the proper setting.

There's a catch, they used tape and a guitar to cover the nasty bits so you're eyes wouldn't be as scared as Amy's arm after a night with Blake and crack.

They tried to make her go to rehab, but she said no, no, no, tape me smoking crack and sell it to the press instead.

In theaters 11-21-07. Directed by the Coen Brothers and based on the acclaimed novel by Cormac McCarthy. Violence and mayhem ensue after a hunter stumbles upon some dead bodies, a stash of heroin and more than $2 million in cash near the Rio Grande.

Wow, Amy Whinehouse was an UGLY kid, talk about Ugly Betty. Forget rehab, they should have sent you to Planned Parenthood, 8 years earlier.

Jenny McCarthy strikes a fierce pose as does her "Hoo Hah". This is not so much a camel toe as it is a coin purse.

Amy Winehouse's only hit song is now merely ironic. Obvious jokes aside, hopefully she reconsiders that hairdo as well.

I love the Simpsons Avatar creator, and when I noticed the Dolly Parton hairdo I thought immediately of my favorite train wreck – Amy Winehouse!