In this video, Amy Winehouse punches a fan during a concert at Glastonbury. Nobody knows whether the dude got AIDS.

Amy Winehouse has emphysema. This is terrible news for the disgusting lice that lives in her beehive.

This week Philip Norris talks about how Amy Winehouse hates everyone that's not white. What color is she anyway?

Crank 2 will do very well in DVD rentals where teenage boys can enjoy the "film" in the proper setting.

There's a catch, they used tape and a guitar to cover the nasty bits so you're eyes wouldn't be as scared as Amy's arm after a night with Blake and crack.

They tried to make her go to rehab, but she said no, no, no, tape me smoking crack and sell it to the press instead.

In theaters 11-21-07. Directed by the Coen Brothers and based on the acclaimed novel by Cormac McCarthy. Violence and mayhem ensue after a hunter stumbles upon some dead bodies, a stash of heroin and more than $2 million in cash near the Rio Grande.

Wow, Amy Whinehouse was an UGLY kid, talk about Ugly Betty. Forget rehab, they should have sent you to Planned Parenthood, 8 years earlier.

Jenny McCarthy strikes a fierce pose as does her "Hoo Hah". This is not so much a camel toe as it is a coin purse.

Amy Winehouse's only hit song is now merely ironic. Obvious jokes aside, hopefully she reconsiders that hairdo as well.

I love the Simpsons Avatar creator, and when I noticed the Dolly Parton hairdo I thought immediately of my favorite train wreck – Amy Winehouse!

For some god-awful reason, someone had the idea to promote Amy Winehouse by wrapping a couple port-a-potties with her likeness. The obvious connections have been made.

You're making Amy Winehouse and Shane McGowan jealous!

We're proposing Amy Winehouse use the portrait of her from PrettyOnTheOutside.com as the cover of her new album! True inspiration!

These two make a fug-fabulous couple! Who's got the flask?

Amy Winehouse may have alcoholism in her name, but she also has blow in her nose! When whiskey makes you fat, how does one keep in brillant shape? Snort away the pounds!

We love drunk soulful singer Amy Winehouse, and her song "Rehab." It's made even better by Britney Spears!!!

Amy Pohler as Britney Spears on SNL. I'm way ups into shorty tigers, y'all!

The soulful songstress behind the song "Rehab" is a well-known alcoholic, but recently lost a lot of weight. Is she on drugs now too?