Ellen DeGeneres sent her writer, Amy, through a Halloween maze at Universal Studios Hollywood. The result is awesome.

Oh, look who got a new pair of boobs! And from the looks of it they fell right out of a gumball machine and onto her chest. Now we know Amy is rich, so why does it look like she has a cheap a boob job as that girl in high school who got addicted to crack, like, ten years later?

Take the quiz to see if you're going to end up a drunken wreck like Amy Winehouse.

But she wants to spit in your face first.

Paris Hilton, Amy Winehouse, Lindsay Lohan and the other celebrities stupid enough to be filmed taking drugs.

Amy Winehouse, if you're going to flash us, makes sure we're blind first.

Take a peak at the horrifyingly cute lice that live within Amy Winehouse's beehive. Yikes!

But now she'll give you AIDS.

Just rub her cold sores and she will grant you three wishes...

In this video, Amy Winehouse punches a fan during a concert at Glastonbury. Nobody knows whether the dude got AIDS.

Amy Winehouse has emphysema. This is terrible news for the disgusting lice that lives in her beehive.

This week Philip Norris talks about how Amy Winehouse hates everyone that's not white. What color is she anyway?

Crank 2 will do very well in DVD rentals where teenage boys can enjoy the "film" in the proper setting.

So "Kin Lee" girl was not an exception but actually just the tip of the Bulgarian Idol ridiculousness iceberg.

There's a catch, they used tape and a guitar to cover the nasty bits so you're eyes wouldn't be as scared as Amy's arm after a night with Blake and crack.

Tommy Lee Jones can't turn down a paid vacation, no matter how weird the Japanese commercial.

"Running With The Devil" was a weak outline of Eddie Van Halen shredding until DLR got his vocal track down.