Hand-dancing duo Suzanne Cleary & Peter Harding are back.

With the recent attempt by Amtrak to cause a riot aboard a Baltimore to Philadelphia train, I thought this would be a good time to compare U.S. train travel to that of Japan. After drawing up a table of comparisons, I realized I was wasting my time. I think these two pictures carry the message.

Japan:

United States:

Look at what just dropped, ya'll! New Juggal-footage!

It's amazing that it's almost been a year since the last Gathering of the Juggalos. The world was a lot more innocent then. There were no oil spills, our iPhones didn't drop bars when you touched them, and we were still reeling from the 9th Annual Gathering of the Juggalos.

Here's the latest infomercial promoting the next gathering, which I'm kinda impressed by. I don't know how they managed to get Coolio, Tila Tequila, Slick Rick and Gallagher all at the same event, but they did it. Miracles, ya'll. 

Also, let's talk about Sugar Slam for a second. Her mouth is dirty, she looks a little slutty and...well, she looks a little slutty. If this caliber of women will be attending the Gathering next month - and not this thing - then you can rest assured I'll be there, painting dripping from my sweaty, ICP-admiring crack and everything. 

Directed by David Fincher, written by Aaron Sorkin...it'll be brilliant or pure pop culture crap. Either way, I can't wait.

I love LaToya Jackson, basically because she's completely unhinged and unpredictable.

I have no clue who this man is, but I love a good on-air meltdown as much as the next guy.

Building things can be cool! Watch Rachel show us how she can make a robot with her bare hands!

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Pretty darn hilarious.

I wish this was a real show. Mostly, because I just want The Wire back on the air.

It's certainly one way to get a few votes???!!??

I don't care if this is fake or not, I love it. Zach Anner should definitely win Oprah's 'Your Own Show' contest.

Zach's oprah deal from Zach Anner on Vimeo.

This weekend Lindsay Lohan went to the beach to test out the new beer gut she had installed in her stomach early that day. It can hold 3.5 more liters of alcohol and about 10 more Big Macs than her regular God-made stomach.

(via The Superficial)

This 17-YEAR OLD girl is one pack of bubble-gum away from becoming a complete and total trainwreck. Sadly, unlike LiLo, 'It's Britney, Bitch', or even old-school Drew B....I can't wait to watch her derail.

Here's video of Lindsay Lohan's court appearance this morning. Say what you want about women in pantsuits, but Lindsay Lohan is no lesbian. Wait....

Sure hope the new one lives up to it's predecessors.

I doubt George Lucas was thinking about sex, while making 'Star Wars.' But, after watching this video, it's hard to be sure.

Kristin Cavallari once entered our dreams, held us at gunpoint and threatened to shoot unless we stopped pleasuring ourselves to her photos. Hilariously, we didn't comply with her demands because she was just an illusion with a watergun. Illusions with waterguns aren't scary at all, Kristin. Gawd, you're so stupid.

(via The Superficial)

If you want your mom to disown you for awhile, I guess this is the way to do it. THIS DUDE IS OUR HERO.

Kelly Ripa's belly button looks like it's going to rip out of her abs and eat her face. DELICIOUS.

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To help promote her blah blah blah and whatever whatever whatever Jessica Simpson wore no makeup and NO BRA on the May cover of Marie Claire, which is a magazine for boring chicks. We kind of really, really, reallly like this.