Who'd You Rather: Worshipping Idols

Who'd You Rather: Worshipping Idols

Grease is not the one that I want. More drunken Paula Abdul, please!

 

Farting Idol

Farting Idol

On Canadian Idol, apparently if you fart during your audition, you're in!

 

McPheever Cured!

McPheever Cured!

Taylor Hicks wins Idol. America wins a giant text messaging bill.

 

Dance! Dance! American Idol!

Dance! Dance! American Idol!

This is a game of skill, memory and the extremely retarded dance stylings of American Idol contestant Taylor “I got the ticks” Hicks!

 

Stress Test

Stress Test

Find out if you're at risk of high stress with this online assessment designed by the Pan-American Institute of the Nervous.

 

Iraqi Sniper Training

Iraqi Sniper Training

No wonder why the Americans are losing in Iraq.

 

Turkey, Stuffing, and Xbox

Turkey, Stuffing, and Xbox

This week Americans celebrate Thanksgiving, but even more important they celebrate the new Xbox 360. We’re there to tell you about it.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Chewbacca Is One of Us

Suck My News Weekly: Chewbacca Is One of Us

Finally, Chewbacca becomes an American, TomKat has boring sex, Mary-Kate quits college, and other stuff we really can’t remember right now.

 

Suck My News Weekly: NEW POPE, VIRGIN MARY, & AN IDOL!

Suck My News Weekly: NEW POPE, VIRGIN MARY, & AN IDOL!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Who'd You Rather? Week 122 Pop Culture 3: American Embarrassments

Who'd You Rather? Week 122 Pop Culture 3: American Embarrassments

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.

 

Hollywood American Idol

Hollywood American Idol

See the Olsen Twins, Ashlee Simpson, Martha Stewart and other celebrities get their shot at being the next American Idol.

 

How F**king American Are You?

How F**king American Are You?

For purposes of national security we have to ask: How F**king American Are You?

 

Who'd You Rather? Week 54: American Music Awards

Who'd You Rather? Week 54: American Music Awards

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.

 

Celebrity American Idol

Celebrity American Idol

Coming this Fall: See what happens when celebrities…sing?

 

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