VIDEOS
Listen if you will to this man completely butchering one of the greatest songs ever recorded by a band with a drummer who has a silly name, Nothing Else Matters by Metallica.
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8/5/2009
PHOTOS
Yeah, Bikini Girl is hottish. She'd be just plain "hot" if we never saw her on American Idol and didn't know she was so stupid.
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7/22/2009
PHOTOS
This is Ryan Seacrest as a kid, and as you can see, he still looks really gay.
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6/11/2009
PHOTOS
OMG! Adam Lambert might be dating Shia The Beef! We always new Adam was gay!
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6/2/2009
PHOTOS
Adam Lambert uses more coverup than every tranny on the earth combined.
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5/27/2009
VIDEOS
These girls are going to watch this video in ten years and realize that they were never cute and adorable as a kid, but scary and AXE-murderer-ish.
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5/21/2009
NEWS
Philip Norris explains why Adam Lambert lost American Idol and why Americans hate the gays. Good Times!
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5/21/2009
PHOTOS
Normally we're against breast implants. But Bikini Girl's new boobs make her face look a lot less stupid, so we approve!
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5/21/2009
PHOTOS
Kara, why did you hide what's underneath your clothes throughout the whole season? We find you a lot less annoying and totally pointless now.
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5/21/2009
PHOTOS
Kris Allen looks so happy to be the next Ruben Studdard.
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5/21/2009