Some psycho decided to scare the kids away from 4th of July fireworks by blowin' up some radical stuff! Dude, checkkit, we can make 'splosions!!!!

Posh Spice stands over an American flag as the Spice Girls reunite.

Jessica is the world's fattest child – and American. It's bizarre that this news story is done by German television, but it just makes me think of that chocolate-loving foreign exchange student on the Simpsons, and I giggle. P.S., you'll probably recognize her sofa-dance.

Here we can see the audition tape for a young boy practicing for American Idol. He isn't very good, so chances are he will win.

"Britain's Got Talent" is another auditioning show hosted by American Idol's Simon Cowell. He's just found himself the UK's most irresistible little girl.

A stolen Ronald McDonald statue head + hookah parts = phattest American bong ever!

This psycho kid needs his Unreal Tournament! And his meds! *With translation!

What would happen if America's Next Top Model did an American Apparel photoshoot with AA's creepy mustachioed founder, Dov Charney? Well someone might DIE.

American Idol Sanjaya has a white mom – and she got busted for weed!

Sanjaya finally got kicked off American Idol, and word in Hollywood is that there were cheers heard from the production studio. Here you see him cry like the little b*tch he is. Enjoy.

Did you see Simon Cowell roll his eyes at Chris Richardson during American Idol? According this video, Simon has a history of being a heartless bastard.

Sanjaya was sadly cut from American Idol this week. A man by the name of Popeye pays tribute to this fallen singer.

This Catholic mother isn't dealing with her son's recent conversion to atheism very well. Let's laugh!!

This photoshopped picture of American Idols Blake and Chris got the fag-friendly AI fans out there all knotted up – until people started actually LOOKING at it and realized how fake it was.

Watch your little girls when you watch American Idol – or else Sanjaya will turn them into the devil!

Only the gayest American Idol in history could make a girl cry. She's actually just a Kinks fan, upset how badly he's butchering the song.

Don't miss the awkward tension between these two… Simon tells Ryan to come out, and Ryan laughs it off!

CNN anchorman Glenn Beck discusses nudie pics and American Idol, then harasses the US Weekly staffer he' interviewing.

American Idol's favorite slutty contestant loves being wet. In fountains. Not that other way. But she probably likes that too.

The American Idol contestest has a whole slew of hot photos on the net – here's just one!