Columbus discovered America! You can discover whoose boobs these are!

LG’s resident sexologist is back with some barbequing advice for the summer! If you’re firing up the grill this weekend, you might want hear what The Spanish Fly has to say about the Great American Barbeque.

Yeah, Bikini Girl is hottish. She'd be just plain "hot" if we never saw her on American Idol and didn't know she was so stupid.

Philip Norris explains why Adam Lambert lost American Idol and why Americans hate the gays. Good Times!

Sometimes it just takes a picture to let you know why American is awesome.

That's some sexy makeup!

Watch as these girls totally lose it over Dave Archuleta losing on American Idol. And by "lose it" I mean GO BANANAS.

Ashley Harkleroad was defeated in the first round 6-4, 6-3 by some French chick. Hairy armpits should never defeat Grade A American ass, this is will not be tolerated.

This is what Europeans picture when they think of the American family.

Apparently she wasn't aware this was an audition for a very serious athletic competition that involves cannon-propelled tennis balls.

Heidi and Spencer embody all of our hopes and dreams.

American Idol is finally over. Now I can get beck to my normal life of listening to non-crappy music.

Paula Abdul screwed up and now everybody knows that American Idol is fake!

Last night on Idol Paula became flustered when trying to read her note cards, you'll understand why when you see what was written.

The epitome of the American Dream in 2008.

Or does Paula have a Flux Capacitor?

American Idol's David Archuleta giggles like the most adorable child/bitch ever.

So "Kin Lee" girl was not an exception but actually just the tip of the Bulgarian Idol ridiculousness iceberg.

One year later and Sanjaya is still capturing the hearts and minds of 13 year old, Jewish girls from Long Island.

What's more American than a 222 lb. cheeseburger?