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Hasselhoff Sings For America

Hasselhoff Sings For America

"America's Got Talent" but Germany's got the Hoff. We're obviously jealous as he had a starring role in the finale of the show.

 

Sienna Miller's Boobs Hate America

Sienna Miller's Boobs Hate America

Sienna Miller doesn't like America, and her itty bitty titties share those thoughts. Looking back, we couldn't find any pictures of her, in which she wasn't topless.

 

Miss Piggy Boobs

Miss Piggy Boobs

This week America’s sexiest swine offers up a batch of her favorite celebrity boobs.

 

Tom Cruise is a Dancing Machine

Tom Cruise is a Dancing Machine

Tom & Katie boogied their butts off at the Beckhams "Welcome to America" party – apparently the chicken dance makes Tom sweat!

 

SMN: The Beckhams In America

SMN: The Beckhams In America

Soccer Star David Beckham and his hot Spice Wife have settled down state side. Who better to give them a proper American greeting than Philip Norris?

 

Suck My News: America is #1

Suck My News: America is #1

Philip Norris celebrates America’s independence by saluting all the reasons we totally kick ass.

 

Fireworks Wake-Up Call

Fireworks Wake-Up Call

What happens on the Fourth of July when you pass out from too much America-toasting? Your jackass friends try to kill you with fireworks. Hooray for freedom!

 

Jessica Biel and Sarah Silverman (Almost) Kiss

Jessica Biel and Sarah Silverman (Almost) Kiss

The MTV Movie Awards always prompts some sort of gimmicky hi-jinx. Here's Jessica and Sarah pretending to go all "college-experimental" in front of America.

 

Adrienne Curry Works the Pole

Adrienne Curry Works the Pole

America's Next Top Stripper is more like it!

 

American Apparel's Next Top Model

American Apparel's Next Top Model

What would happen if America's Next Top Model did an American Apparel photoshoot with AA's creepy mustachioed founder, Dov Charney? Well someone might DIE.

 

Britney Spears Sings: “I Shaved My Head – F-You!”

Britney Spears Sings: “I Shaved My Head – F-You!”

America’s bald pop princess sings her heart out in our parody of Sinead O’Connor’s “Nothing Compares To You.”

 

Pict-O-Band 17: A Music Game

Pict-O-Band 17: A Music Game

For the 17th edition of America's favorite music puzzle game, we give you an all name game, a game for which you will play until you have to go to the bathroom.

 

Adrianne Curry

Adrianne Curry

America's Next Top Model is already tops in my pants! Er, I mean book!

 

Anna Nicole: Never Forget

Anna Nicole: Never Forget

1967 - 2007. America's Princess. Never forget.

 

Subliminal Coke Ad

Subliminal Coke Ad

Did the Food Network slip in subliminal ads for McDonald's during Iron Chef America? Crazy!

 

Who'd You Rather: Ford Administration

Who'd You Rather: Ford Administration

This week America lays a President to rest, and that President is Gerald "Jheri Curl" Ford

 

Bully For America

Bully For America

In this special report, Philip Norris discusses violent video games like the upcoming Bully by Rockstar Games and tells you why they’re good for America.

 

McPheever Cured!

McPheever Cured!

Taylor Hicks wins Idol. America wins a giant text messaging bill.

 

Charlie Sheen Solves our Gas Problem

Charlie Sheen Solves our Gas Problem

Hear Philip Norris' plan to solve America's addiction to gas - the Charlie Sheen way!

 

Cheney's Got A Gun

Cheney's Got A Gun

Dick Cheney, Aerosmith, Gun-Loving Freaks. You gotta love America.