There's nothing like waking up in the morning, turning on your computer, browsing the latest gossip about Selena Gomez and then almost vomiting all over your computer screen after watching a chicken being put in a chicken plucker. Ah, Internet. WE HEART YOU.

 

Who Peed?

Who Peed?

Listen to the sound of famous people peeing, and then guess the famous movie it came from!

 

Fill In The Blank: Fat Kids

Fill In The Blank: Fat Kids

Help these famous cinematic porkers out by finishing their lines so they can get back to eating. They’ll eat you if you get the answer wrong.

 

Who Farted?

Who Farted?

Think you’re the expert at famous Hollywood farts? Well then you are pretty sad. Hear the fart then guess which movie it came from.

 

Kim Kardashian Enjoys TwitPic

Kim Kardashian Enjoys TwitPic

Thank God for the internet. Thank God for TwitPic. If @kimkardashian didn't love to get almost naked so much these things would just be too boring for us. Here's Kim showing off her body as she gets it ready for a Quick Trim shoot.

 

Hollywood Drunks

Hollywood Drunks

This edition proves that drunk people are funny to look at. Especially if they’re famous.

 

What Famous Student Are You?

What Famous Student Are You?

Are you a Jeff Spicoli from Fast Times, cruising through the school day on a cool buzz? Or are you Saved By The Bell’s Zack Morris, making education more bearable with killer parties. Take this quiz to find out what famous student you’re most like!

 

Who Barfed?

Who Barfed?

Do you know your cinematic spewage? Listen to the sweet sound of human up-chuck and try to guess which famous movie it came from.

 

Sophia Monk Is Famous For Being Hot

Sophia Monk Is Famous For Being Hot

We have no idea why she's famous other than the fact that when you look at her it's like you're seeing an angel. An angel with a hot ass and really nice boobs.

 

Sex Scene or Murder Scene 4?

Sex Scene or Murder Scene 4?

We show you a picture from a famous movie and you have to tell us whether it’s from a sex scene or murder scene. This is for movie nerds and perverts only.

 

10 Colossal Celebrity Wipeouts

10 Colossal Celebrity Wipeouts

With all the camera's around them, you'd think celebrities would be careful not to trip. But we've got the video to show, famous people fall.

 

Harry Potter Almost Murders Japanese Girl with Adorableness

Harry Potter Almost Murders Japanese Girl with Adorableness

One man, especially one who is British, should never have so much power over a female. It's just unethical. Like, spread the wealth, dude. There are other guys who want girls to go crazy over them, too, ya know.

 

Taylor Momsen Shows Panties

Taylor Momsen Shows Panties

This Gossip Girl surely knows what to do to be famous: show your panties. Just like Britney, Xtina, and every other slutsicle, Taylor knows how to get our attention.

 

Some Famous Black Guy Died

Some Famous Black Guy Died

We heard some famous black died. Is this him?

 

Lindsay Lohan Needs To Eat Something

Lindsay Lohan Needs To Eat Something

Lindsay Lohan almost looks like a little boy. EAT A SANDWICH, GIRL!

 

Bret Michaels Is Almost Decapitated

Bret Michaels Is Almost Decapitated

So for some reason Bret Michaels of Poison was at the Tony Awards. Amazingly, a stage piece fell on him. Sadly, he didn't die.

 

Watermelon Woman

Watermelon Woman

She's Brazilian, she's tabloid famous and what you really want to know, her butt measures 46 inches all the way around. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it if that's at all possible given the size constraints.

 

10 Worst Celebrity Parents

10 Worst Celebrity Parents

On Mother's Day watch some of the worst celebrity parents ever caught on tape. You'll be grateful yours aren't famous.

 

Skateboarding Monkey Wipe's Out

Skateboarding Monkey Wipe's Out

This video isn't particularly mind blowing, but it does involve a monkey and a skateboard, so we're almost required to post it on the website.

 

Model Airplane Almost Crashes Into Real Plane

Model Airplane Almost Crashes Into Real Plane

When you fly your remote control airplane, always make sure to look both ways before crashing into a real airplane.

 

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