What happens when you're a fat guy and you touch fruit? You almost die!

This photo was taken before Scarlett's boobs were world famous for being awesome.

Lindsay Lohan's little sister almost looks old enough to collect social security.

Referee Sergei Shmolik was drunk while officiating a Belarus league match, he's now officially the most famous Belurusian on the internet.

This week we celebrate models who’ve dated celebrities – not to get ahead, but for love!

Mankind has almost achieved its final purpose, a porn video game. We eagerly await the release of “Gorgasm: The Legend of Dong Slayer", Mr. Jordan.

Too soon? Come on people, the Civil War was almost 150 years ago. He's merely suggesting that he'd sacrifice another million plus soldiers to keep the South's "freedoms" intact.

They animators at Pixar have included Wall-E in almost every previous movie because they were bored.

These stars can’t keep their filthy rich hands off each other!

Almost forgot about you, how are you doing? Wearing sweatpants, smoking cigarettes, and showing a little bump, good to see you're staying the course.

Being famous is just a doctor's visit away.

Liquid Nitrogen, it's almost as cool as Liquid Generation, right??

Consider this "Round 11" of Whoose Sideboob?, although here you've got to guess why she's still famous.

The "Pharaoh's Tomb" takes a stab at recreating a famous Anna Karina scene from the French New Wave.

Watch these famous South Park scenes and guess what the characters say next!

Kate Hudson may or may not be pregnant but she is definitely showing off her best side on vacation.

Always tough to figure out what it is she does, or why she's famous, but she does have long legs, so that's something.

Yes it's early in 2008 but how could anyone do it better than this dude and his "famous" sunglasses?

This woman married her husband in one of the famous Charmin public restrooms in New York and yes… that dress is made from toilet paper.

A simple, easy to figure out illusion, is far easier to watch than almost anything Criss Angel pulls out of his greasy hair.