Don't Tailgate This Dude!
Dramatic Rescue of Dog from Freezing Sea
The Joy of Teasing Dogs
"You Like Me, You Really, Really, Like Me"
Edward Gory's "Mystery" Intro
Public Fornication- Underwater Style
Best Bus Stop Ever?
Hackers of Montana Station Warn of Unfolding Zombie Apocalypse
Human Mattress Dominoes World Record
Ummmmm, this here is a lil something called "Mossens Julafton". Apparently it's big in Norway. It's written by a fellow with the first name Alf (Alien Life Form anyone? That lovable, brown, furry, cat eating, permanent house guest of Willie and the rest of the Tanner family). Far out.
The week ahead holds plenty of possibilities for any T.V. junkie. Here are a few picks you should definitely consider not checking out.
Monday: The Event. It has a backwards "E" in the logo! Don't you understand?! That is AWESOME! It has aliens! And intrigue! Assuming you were as enraged as anyone at the lack of accountability demonstrated in the storytelling of Lost, wouldn't watching this show put you neck-and-neck with a battered woman who meets her next boyfriend in a police drunk tank? The Event airs Monday nights at 9PM on NBC.
Tuesday: NCIS: Los Angeles. Person A: "Who's the special agent in charge here?!" Person B: "Chris O'Donnell." Person A: "I'm serious!" Person B: "So am I." Person A: "Wait, really?" NCIS: Los Angeles airs Tuesday nights at 9PM on CBS.
Wednesday: The Middle. Husband and wife. 3 kids. Oldest, jock. Middle, awkward. Youngest, precociously smart. Were you in a coma for the sitcom era of television? No? Oh, then never mind. The Middle airs Wednesday nights at 8PM on ABC.
Thursday: The Big Bang Theory. Want to see what T.V. writers imagine the extremely educated to act like? You don't have to. It turns out they act like every stereotypical nerd you've ever seen on television and in the movies. The Big Bang Theory airs Thursday nights at 8PM on CBS.
Friday: CSI: NY. Hey, know what would be interesting? A police procedural about crime scene investigators! Sweet! Hey, know what would also be cool? If there was a version that took place in New York City. Can you imagine? A cop show in New York?! Where's our Emmy?! CSI: NY airs Friday nights at 10PM on CBS.
Saturday: Click. In case you never saw one of the million and a half student films that tackle the concept of a television remote that influences reality, Fox is running Click, the story of a man with a television remote that influences reality. I wonder if he'll learn a valuable lesson in the end. Click airs this coming Saturday at 8PM on Fox.
Sunday: The Amazing Race. They've had 17 seasons. How can it be amazing if it's been done 17 times? I don't know, but I plan to not find out. The Amazing Race airs Sunday nights at 8PM on CBS.
What's the deal with these tinfoil robot girls dancing to Daft Punk? Are they sexy? Are they dudes? Are they aliens from outerspace sent here to take all our Nutella and kill us? We have no idea! We're a little scared! But we can't stop watching. And dancing!
You don't have to go under the knife like Heidi Montag if you want to enlarge your breasts and look like an Boob Alien. Now you just have to know Photoshop! Just watch this video to learn all you need to know to turn your hand-sized boobs into ones that need to be carried by a wheelbarrow.
Inside Edition did a little makeover of Snooki and all we can say is BAM BLOOM BAM POW -- wait. She still looks pretty easy and stupid. She also looks at least 35, and like one of those aliens on V. IT'S HARD BEING A GUIDETTE.
(via Huffington Post - BTW, aren't they a political site. Why are they posting this stuff?)
We totally approve of this union if only because TODAY IS THE DAY WE SEE PIGS FLY. TODAY ALIENS EXIST. THE WORLD IS FLAT. MAGIC IS REAL. GOD IS DEAD, BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE SANTA IS REAL AND SO IS THE TOOTH FAIRY. EVERYTHING IS POSSIBLE NOW. AHHHHHHHHHHH.
In this month's Playboy Magazine, supernerd James Cameron said he designed his female Avatar aliens with breasts, even though they're not placental mammals (don't worry, we have no idea what that means either!). Since the movie cost around $500 million and it's in 3D, we can only hope that those boobs are so amazing they pop out of the screen and punch us in the face so hard they give us a black eye. We hope! But what if they aren't? Whose computer generated/animated boobs will you fall back on?
We've always been partial to Angelina Jolie in Beowulf, which you probably didn't see because the movie sucked. But damn, look! They even made her eyes look like she wants nothing to do with us, just like in real life!
Do you have any favorite computer generated characters? Share in the comments. Watch our 10 Sexiest Cartoon Characters if you need a little help deciding.
Is that a penis or alien growing out of Kelly Ripa's stomach? Please, let us know, at it will help decide how hard we want to hurl.
Does it really matter to you if she looks like an alien?
Nothing turns us on more than man hands and alien face.
Kate Hudson is playing a homeless hooker Jedi space alien in her new film, finally a role she can really identify with.
No it's not a comic strip of an alien taking over a body. These are actual cues of who to give your seat up to on the the subway.
Tara has the most repulsive stomach in the world. It's like one of those creatures from "Alien Nation"
Learn more about The Alien Prophecy from Mass Effect, the latest game on the XBox 360.
The Spice girls continue their "comeback" tour and started it off with a lip-sync spectacular this weekend. Posh didn’t even sing, she just stood there and looked like an alien.
Tyra Banks has gone crazy. Either she has hired David LaChapelle for her new photo shoot or she is trying to bring back Alien Nation, the TV show.
The Alien vs. Predator sequel is going to totally suck. Alien has turned into a wussy vegetarian salad.
Katie Holmes is reportedly being punished by the "church" of Sciencrappery for not abiding by their alien overlords rules! No, Katie, NOOOOO!
"Illegal Aliens" is as big of a B-movie as you can get. And Chyna Doll's performance is worthy of a John Waters film!