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Alien Stomach

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Dec 13 2007

Tara has the most repulsive stomach in the world. It's like one of those creatures from "Alien Nation"


 
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Alien Stomach

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 13 2007

Tara has the most repulsive stomach in the world. It's like one of those creatures from "Alien Nation"




 
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Alien Salad

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 21 2007

The Alien vs. Predator sequel is going to totally suck. Alien has turned into a wussy vegetarian salad.




 
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JLo is an Alien

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 18 2007

Photo-enhancement technology proves it!




 
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The Alien Prophecy

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 3 2007

Learn more about The Alien Prophecy from Mass Effect, the latest game on the XBox 360.




 
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Paris is an Alien

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 19 2007

Paris Hilton donned this ensemble willingly. Shudder.




 
 
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Movie Poster Game 52 Alien Infestation

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 21 2004

Buy your tickets, get your candy, turn off your cellphones and stuff your face full of popping corn. It’s time to play the Movie Poster Game!




 
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Suck My News Weekly TomKat Plans Alien Child

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 24 2005

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.




 

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.




 
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Talien Nation

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 7 2007

Tyra Banks has gone crazy. Either she has hired David LaChapelle for her new photo shoot or she is trying to bring back Alien Nation, the TV show.




 
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Who Knows Whats Going On Here

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 7 2008

Due to our minds being blown by this photo, we cannot come up with a proper description.




 
 
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God no Not my cow

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 20 2007

This is a fun and exciting lamp that you can place on your night stand and read late at night. Now, if only you could read…




 
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Rippa Phone Home

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 28 2007

We applaud a woman who goes outside with no make up, but we would applaud you more if you brought along some sort of mask, or peper spray for our eyes.




 
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Michael Jackson Skateboard

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 23 2009

We'd love to skateboard on this if only to a rim job of the rails on a half pipe. (wait...we're trying to talk Sk8r. Did that make any sense?)




 
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Jennifer Connelly Loves Fractals

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 7 2008

Fractals, ya know, the only thing the stoners in your high school math class actually paid attention to.




 
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UFO Guy

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 8 2008

He believes in a lot of things, therapy is not one of them.




 
 
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Karolina Kurkova Has No Belly Button

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 20 2008

Does it really matter to you if she looks like an alien?




 
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Madonna Has Sexy Arms

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 28 2008

Nothing turns us on more than man hands and alien face.




 
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Kelly Ripas Stomach Is Gross

By: LG Staff
Date: May 6 2009

Is that a penis or alien growing out of Kelly Ripa's stomach? Please, let us know, at it will help decide how hard we want to hurl.




 
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Scientology Punishes Katie

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 14 2007

Katie Holmes is reportedly being punished by the "church" of Sciencrappery for not abiding by their alien overlords rules! No, Katie, NOOOOO!




 
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Kates Golden Ass

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 10 2008

Kate Hudson is playing a homeless hooker Jedi space alien in her new film, finally a role she can really identify with.




 
 
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Movie Poster Game 16 Anything Goes

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 14 2003

Buy your tickets, get your candy, turn off your cellphones and stuff your face full of popping corn. It’s time to play the Movie Poster Game!




 
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TomKat Baby from Outerspace

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 27 2008

Do you want to wait months for the birth of Tom Cruise’s baby? Don’t worry, you can see all the action right here. Vaginal birth is cool!




 
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Wacky Japanese Symbols

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 16 2008

No it's not a comic strip of an alien taking over a body. These are actual cues of who to give your seat up to on the the subway.




 
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Lip sync Spice

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 19 2007

The Spice girls continue their "comeback" tour and started it off with a lip-sync spectacular this weekend. Posh didn’t even sing, she just stood there and looked like an alien.




 
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Mossens Julafton

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 19 2012

Ummmmm, this here is a lil something called "Mossens Julafton". Apparently it's big in Norway. It's written by a fellow with the first name Alf (Alien Life Form anyone? That lovable, brown, furry, cat eating, permanent house guest of Willie and the rest of the Tanner family). Far out.