It’s Christmas in Tremendoustan, and Co-Vice Presidents Ali & Habib accidentally put together the most insane Nativity Pageant of all-time.

Lindsay Lohan's little sister almost looks old enough to collect social security.

What goes down must come up?

This one time at band camp, there was like sex everywhere. The G note was doing the A from behind. And the B-flat was blowing C.

Maggie Gyllenhaal is the cover girl for some lingerie company. Check out the picture and submit your best "her nose looks like Ms. Piggy" joke. We couldn't decide.

An ex-Hollywood publicist leaked out news that Jake Gyllenhaal is gay and has been with a boyfriend for years. Wait, the guy from Brokeback Mountain? You lie!

G ahead and take your shirt off, Jess... we aren't looking.

Beeping out cirse words not enough for ya? How about getting rid of any hints of violence? Okay then.

Note to self: when catching a ride on back of boyfriend's crotch rocket, don't wear a mini-skirt, and don't EVER wear a g-string!

It’s Episode 2 of Liquid Generation awesome new cartoon series! In this episode, Ali & Habib get to run Tremendoustan’s very first Starbucks! Do they have what it takes to pour Venti Soy Lattes?

Ali and Habib were two Middle Eastern goat farmers when the United States decided to occupy their tiny country. Now they’re running for president, but can they beat the hand selected candidate: Nick Nolte?

Watch as a senile Andy Rooney tries to figure out what all this Ali G business is about! Reporters these days are crazy!

This week K-Fed’s rap song leaks on the internet, Leonardo DiCaprio breaks up with Gisele, and Mohammad Ali comes face to face with the Angel of Death.