Lindsay and similarly-out-of-it party buddy Vanessa Minnillo are playing bad with knives. Dangerously sexy!

Pictures are now surfacing of Lindsay Lohan playing with knives with Vanessa Minnillo! Dangerously sexy!

Lindsay is in rehab and she needs an AA sponsor. Who does she call? Nick Nolte!

Dina Lohan sure did look different when Lindsay was a baby... It must have been before the de-horse-ifying surgery.

Lindsay pole-dances in her new movie, "I Know Who Killed Me." We've got the exclusive, SEXY footage.

Lindsay frolicked in the ocean with British boyfriend Calum Best over the weekend, and her nipple tried to escape her bikini. Lucky us.

Some generous BFF of Lindsay's recorded a bathroom stall coke-binge with her on her camera phone! Finally recorded evidence of what we already knew in our hearts.

Lindsay Lohan is always bouncing in and out of my life.

It's like looking into Lindsay Lohan's future.

A clearly wasted Lindsay Lohan was caught on tape as she exited a club this past weekend, drunkenly stumbling into her waiting ride. Thank god she's in the passenger seat this time!!

Good for you, Lindsay. Now to just get a hang of the part where you wear your shirt, too. I know, these things are hard.

It's a sign! …It's a sign that the pap who took this pic needs a raise! Nice shot!

Just in time for her relapse, Lindsay's in the new GQ!

There's still argument whether or not this guy "threw" himself on her car, or if she said, "I did it, I saw him." Anyway, YOU DECIDE!

DO NOT ACCUSE LOHAN OF DRUNK DRIVING. She will zap you.

When you're playing a stripper in a movie, you gotta do your homework. Lindsay Lohan seen leaving a stripper dance class in LA.

When you can't quit… Adequite.

Lindsay Lohan was seen leaving Teddy's Tuesday night – with Steve-o in her back seat! Where's the afterparty, kiddies?

This cute, mini-Lohan flashed her pants to the paps – and they loved it!

The amazing things you can do with Photoshop….