These boobs drink lots and lots of Metamucil.

On this St. Patrick’s Day, make sure that you don’t drive drunk – with the Angry Leprechaun. Seriously, this little green midget is cuckoo for Coco Puffs.

It’s a St. Patty’s Day tradition. You get drunk, you vomit, you crawl to your computer, and you send a friend our latest Angry Leprechaun e-card. So what are ya waiting for, ya flippin’ prostitute?

Send this e-card to your friends, family, or even those you hate. A LiquidGeneration E-Card never discriminates!

We've always thought Guidos were the secret illegitimate hair-gel-drinking twin siblings of Emo kids. What do you think?

We totally hate when we mistakenly drink urine instead of soup. They look so similar! Can you tell the difference?

Do you have what it takes to be on the ultimate reality TV show? A reality show where you can actually die? Take this quiz to find out. Brought to you by Ratchet & Clank.

Damn, we hope that's not a Sharpie.

If you’re a drunk, or if you just drink by yourself and in the morning, you might want to take this quiz. Hell, if you drink your own vomit and urine than take this, too.

Send your friends and family a New Years Eve e-card that doubles as a warning not to get drunk and knocked up in the New Year.

We know that Dubya had a drinking problem, but we didn’t know he was still a drunk.

LiquidGeneration’s favorite position, when we’re drunk.

Alcoholics love to talk. See if you can guess the movie where these drunken quotes came from.

This week Jessica and Nick call it quits, President Bush gives a hilarious speech and Vince Vaughn is a drunk!

See Ashlee Simpson act like a drunken retard. Sadly, she doesn’t do a hoedown in this video.

Jackass Steve O made an appearance on Adam Corolla's show. BTW, he was blitzed-to-the-tits wasted and had to be escorted off the set.

This is cruel. When our friends pass out all we do is eat them.

This fish also drinks Michelob and beats his wife.

Watch a hilarious drunk lady yell at a cop. We hate it when mom acts this way.

We all know that Tara Reid has a drinking problem, but did you know she also has a hemorrhoid problem? It’s sad, but true. To help you mourn we created a game called Ass-Roids. It’s like Asteroids, but with hemorrhoids. Get it?