Launching a new site design is never easy, especially when the office doggy runs around the place trying to lick your toes and pee on your carpeting. It distracts you from doing the things that need to be done on a website, like making it work. But don't worry, we found a pretty cool veterinarian that's willing to put the dog to sleep on the cheap. Once that happens (soon, we hope!), we should have enough time to work out all the kinks on the website, and hopefully you won't run into any errors that are too embarassing.
if you see anything weird/annoying, or just want to say hello, you can email us at talkback@liquidgeneration.com.
In honor of us failing, here's a hot chick who totally can't seem to dance like Tom Cruise a la Risky Business.
Kelly Brook's Boobs Are On Vacation
Here is Kelly, vacationing in LA with her boobs and butt. That's all we need to say because we don't even think you're looking at these words at this point.
La Toya Jackson's Face Is Weird
La Toya Jackson's face isn't the only thing that's pointy. Hey ohhh!
Latina Boobs
This week Oscar De La Hoya hosts the boobtacular Latina edition of Whoose Boobs! He loves to look at the ladies and dress like them!
Slipknot - La Bamba
This answers the question of why they wear masks; they're a bunch of Mexicans evading border patrol.
La Migra is no fool
Posing as a car seat won't get you across the border. Everyone knows that Mexican's are far too good a worker to be caught sitting for so long.
If Breasts Could Kill
La Toya Jackson has finally obliterated any last ounce of estrogen in her body, she is now a he beast. Or, Eddie Murphy's latest girlfriend in a desperate attempt to disprove the gay tranny escapade.
Talkdown: Oscar De La Hoya
This week Lou Berk sits down with Oscar de la Hoya and asks him why he dresses like a whore.
Lessons Learned
Greasy Bear Davis showed up on the LA club scene with a bloody eye. Someone is learning their place.
Warner Drive-The Shocker
Their English teacher always told them "write what you know". So they grew up, formed a band in LA, and began writing songs about hilariously degrading women.
Horrible Russian Intersection
Two things learned from the video: never drive in Russia, and uh... never ride in a car in Russia. They're worse than L.A. drivers.
Paris Nailfile Cake
A local L.A. bakery is selling "Paris Visitor's Cakes" – muffins with a fake nailfile through the middle! That hot!
The Boys and Girls Guide to Getting Down
Slutty hipsters, skanky drug dealers, happening party-people, all in the LA club scene. I hang out at these bars so you know this sh*t's good.
Posh and Becks are DRUNK!
The couple that parties together, eventually will have to enter rehab together. Welcome to L.A., Beckhams!!
Drunk Fergie in Maxim!
Fergie was TOO DRUNK TO FLY the other day when she tried to board a flight to L.A. from London. They wouldn't let her on, and she was falling over. (We presume she was sober enough when she did this Maxim shoot)
Lindsay Gets Stripper Lessons
When you're playing a stripper in a movie, you gotta do your homework. Lindsay Lohan seen leaving a stripper dance class in LA.
Beckhams in Wax
The wax figures of Victoria Adams and David Beckham were recently draped in American flags to celebrate their recent move to the US. Yay, more big-tittied tarts and their super-studly metrosexual man=meat in L.A.!
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