In theaters 2-8-08. When hundreds of videotapes showing torture, murder and dismemberment are found in an abandoned house, they reveal a serial killer's decade-long reign of terror and become the most disturbing collection of evidence homicide detectives have ever seen.

In solidarity with the WGA, pets are refusing to do anything adorable on camera. Wonder if porn stars will join and stop being slutty on camera. Probably not.

He's a former detective, and well it’s not too hard to imagine a scenario in which he may have been fired.

We are not quite sure what this is, but its somewhat cute and incapable of running away. The excellent pet for your favorite Socialite.

Your favorite childhood heroes Gumby & Pokey are now detectives. Watch them completely suck at their new job!

Drew Carey wears glasses, doesn't understand Plinko, and won't help control the pet population. The price is wrong, bitch!

Who said recycling had to be boring? Take those Ace of Base Cd's and create a beautiful and painfully artistic chair to spend hours sitting in while you masturbate on Xtube.

In theaters 11-2-07. In 1970s America, a detective works to bring down the drug empire of Frank Lucas, a heroin kingpin from Manhattan, who is smuggling the drug into the country in the coffins of soldiers returning from the Vietnam War.

This adorable Cambodian boy rides his pet python around the house! Unbelievable and cute! *Check out the end!*

I can't wait for this movie… with such an awesome ensemble cast, "Smokin' Aces" is sure to rock.

Grow your own metrosexual with the NEW Chia Beckham!

You can tell this ACE Hardware is urban because it's "intown."

In the 1990s, Bill Clinton and Giga Pets were the BOMB! Which one would you rather?

We've always wanted a Don Cheadle Pet Chia Pet.