Our exploration of fascinating Asians continues this week with an awesome freestyle performance by a Chinese rapper.

Do not watch this video if you want to sleep tonight. This is probably the most disturbing dance since "The Carlton" on Fresh Prince of Bel Air.

When swearing on live television, always remember to wash your mouth out with soap.

President George W. Bush is trapped when he tries to run away from a reporter. Wimp.

Those crazy asians are at it again, this time with a rendition of a Backstreet Boys song.

This week Americans celebrate Thanksgiving, but even more important they celebrate the new Xbox 360. We’re there to tell you about it.

Nothing looks hotter than a pair of giant funbags that don’t really exist.

Want to make your friend believe that they are being drafted into service by the United States Military? Well now you can with this easy and socially irresponsible email prank.

This week Kanye West discusses his homophobia, Wal-Mart hires illegals, 50 Cent teaches us how to read, and Michael Jackson uses the women’s bathroom.

Sometimes boobs need a little support, and sometimes support is very, very sexy.

Watch your grandma play video games. She is so hot, and she swears like a sailor, too!

Britney Spears is NOT a nice person and this video proves it. She should burn in hell, we say! Burn!

This baby is going to grow up to worship the devil.

It's official. Some people have a fetish for dead people.

This is a tricky one. Can you find the baby?

Nobody knows turkey like Martha Stewart, that’s why we hired her to tell you all about it.

One of Paris Hilton’s stupid boyfriends crashed her Bently into a truck. See the dumbassery unfold!

Wanna make your friend believe that somebody they know is a sick and nasty pervert who was once thrown in jail for being a sex offender?

This week Dubya’s poll numbers are in the toilet, Lindsay Lohan wants to get married, Paris’ boytoy crashes a Bentley, and more celeb debauchery.

See Ashlee Simpson act like a drunken retard. Sadly, she doesn’t do a hoedown in this video.