It's like a candle, inside his head.

You may not be able to drink like a celebrity but you can sure get drunk like one. Find out which sloshed super star you’re most like.

Be careful what comes through your kitchen door.

We really have no idea who Kelly Brook is. But does it matter? She's English, has a rocking body and for a Londoner, she has perfect teeth. An amazing combination.

Rihanna's new tattoo is a message to girls EVERYWHERE. What it's saying, we have no idea.

It's like a totally safe for work porno, but a little cuter.

Why do people have to sexualize things like the simple art of stuffing a bear's ass full of fluff?

If Hilary Duff had boobs she'd be a lot less annoying and we'd probably really dig her music. This totally fake photo makes us dream things. Yeah, we're shallow.

Hugh Hefner's former fake girlfriend Bridget still looks pretty good for being almost 50-years-old. Much love.

It's always hilarious when a sitting president makes fun of retarded people. Oh wait, not it isn't.

Yum! Gorilla Boogers make a delicious snack for any slob!

Show this to your kids so they don't invest all their Piggy Bank money with a psychopath like Bernie Madoff!

We're not sure what these Rolling Stone magazines photos of a couple Gossip Girls is trying to infer here...they like licking ice cream? Candy? They like things in their mouths!?! What? We totally don't get this.

Before you just pass this video up because it features an ugly, out of shape mom shaking her junk in a Spring Break bikini contest, let me just warn you - it's hilarious.

Meat legs. She has them.

Hello and welcome to Whoose Boobs, where nerds come to cry into a bed of boobs now that Battlestar Galactica is finally over.

Have you ever wanted to get into a celebrity nightclub but were lame & ugly? Well, we’re going to show you how!

Kim Kardashian's is a Garbage Fail Kid! Collect all the new Garbage Fail Kids and post them on your blog!

First there's the turtle that humps shoes, now there's a kitty who likes to be spanked. Weird world, dude.

Rumor is that a few people in Hollywood have gotten boob jobs. Go figure. Well, here are the few we could round up.