Oh wow, this has got to be pretty uncomfortable. Of all the times to be dressing like a whore… bad timing.

Wow, it looks like a huge swollen pair of lips with lipstick only on the upper lip. Of course you have to blur your vision to see it, but how else are you expected to look at a fat person?

The world got a little smaller and stranger this weekend as a World of Warcraft inspired Toyota commercial aired during college football games.

Wow you guys, only in our wildest dreams could we afford such a nice dress and beautiful hair extensions. Having such a dress allows for quick toilet use, sans the hassle of cleanup.

Wow, Amy Whinehouse was an UGLY kid, talk about Ugly Betty. Forget rehab, they should have sent you to Planned Parenthood, 8 years earlier.

Wow, nothing says sexy like a surgary brown tan and thigh muscles so strong, she could crack your head open. Snap into a slim Jim!

Daniel Radcliffe's recent photoshoot as a leather daddy left Emma Watson's mouth agape! Wow, Harry Potter gets pornier day by day!

Wow. These cops really aren't fighting stereotypes, are they?

Wow, an Olsen goes out shopping in her bra! Too bad we're not seeing anything. At all.

Wow she's ugly. Hahahaha.

Wow. Good job, Anne. That really blows any and every nip slip out of the water.

Wow, this is new heights of sexiness for foot fetishists.

Wow. You think this guy has a hard time getting jobs now?

This first thing I thought when I first saw the pink iPod was, "wow, if this could only be used by girls to masturbate." Little did I know.

Without a doubt one of the best vocal performances to come through the LG Studios so far. If you think this is good, check out the Holiday cover he did. Wow.

Wow I'm hungry -- who's got some hot sauce for my tarantula?

Wow. K-Fed played the West Hollywood Halloween parade. What a douche.