Girls on the beach… in bikinis…they want you…to stop gawking, creep!

Vote for Phillip Norris in 2008! He has a plan to end the war, stop a recession, and start telling polish jokes again!

Dewey Cox & The Hard Walkers played "Rehab" and other Cox "classics" on a tour stop in Nashville. This is becoming more realistic than "Ray".

In solidarity with the WGA, pets are refusing to do anything adorable on camera. Wonder if porn stars will join and stop being slutty on camera. Probably not.

Oh really? You stopped taking food stamps? Gawd, this isn't fair! Whose is gonna keep my buns warm now? Huh? HUH!?

Two boyfriends didn't let oncoming traffic at 65mph stop them from fighting.

Tracy Morgan is a non-stop comedic genius; he combines the jokes of a 12 year old with the delivery of an alcoholic like no other.

This probably won't help John Madden get on a plane anytime soon.

You best not step to me bleatch, I ain't gonna play.

This reeks of a badly written stop animation movie. Somewhere Danny Elfman is composing the music for this girls' soundtrack.

If you like drawing on yourself so much why don't you get a tattoo you pussy? That stop motion is cool and all but that's a lot of work.

In theaters 3-28-08. Back home in Texas after fighting in Iraq, a soldier refuses to return to battle despite the government mandate requiring him to do so.

Conan's hair may be the color of fire but he is not going to stop his show and flee for safety just because of a fire alarm.

In theaters 2-15-08. A family settles into its vacation home, which happens to be the next stop for a pair of young, articulate, white-gloved serial killers on an excursion through the neighborhood.

This stop-motion animation tells the story of a boy looking for a sandwich. They used more than 150 different t-shirts to animate his quest.

Nicole Richie stops for a moment of reflection, while swimming in the oceans. Woman today have so many options, lets explore them all.

This kid went into his local Wal-Mart and would not stop rapping Baby Got Back over the intercom until they kicked him out. Way to go Jonah Hill look-a-like.

At the Sturgis Bike Rally this year, one deer was tired of being upstaged. So he ran into traffic and jumped over a dude on a motorcycle.

Country star, Brad Paisley made this video to make us all question whether Kellie Pickler has real boobs or not and to make us stop questioning his sexuality.

Stop-motion magic allows this guy to shave his face with a banana. Clean, smooth, and delicious!