…And here's a diagrammed image to prove it!

Obviously this is a novelty item, because the idea is that someone would walk into your bedroom and think, at first, that you and your heterosexual partner were lying there naked. ...Or it just might be for fat people that don't want to look gross when they're naked. Yeah.

This is some sort of product for the Nintendo DS. And if an old greasy man tries to give it to you from his creepy van, RUN! RUN AWAY!!!!

This is an infamous store in Maine. Their slogan is, "If we ain't got it, you don't need it." True dat.

This anti-smoking ad will really make you reconsider your next cigarette. Or 20.

Unfortunately for Rose, it looks like some crappy plastic surgery went afoul! She REALLY ain't got nothing on Dita Von Teese!

Paris like the beach. She also likes flashing her slash at the paparazzi! Thank god it's covered this time.

The "Brief Safe" can secure your cash, documents, and other small valuables from inquisitive eyes and thieving hands, both at home and when you're traveling. These specially-designed briefs contain a fly-accessed 4" x 10" secret compartment with Velcro® closure and "special markings" on the lower rear portion. Even the most hardened burglar or most curious snoop will "skid" to a screeching halt as soon as they see them — wouldn't you?

He's the foxiest little double-agent on the planet! It's 00!

Jenna Jameson and Paris Hilton are pegged to host a new reality TV series that basically gets virgins laid. It's being made by the same guy that released the Paris Hilton sex tape, so you know it's gonna be classy.

Scientists have broken down the facts: Britney is a fug-monster.

From two years ago, but still funny today. Lindsay lost her wallet with her license and a credit card while in New York, and some lucky "fans" found it!

I think the title of this says it all. Her ass sucks.

South Park's Halloween episode parodies "My Super Sweet 16" to a T! How will Satan make his party memorable??

Sulphur Hexafluoride is a gas that’s heavier than air – so it works the opposite of helium! These science tricks are amazing!

It's escaping through the bottom! We just can't contain it! YAAARRGH!

It's called boob tape, Jessica. Look into it.

I think it's just Michael Jackson under that burka…

Forget removing your shoes and belt – this hottie takes it ALL off when going through the metal detector!

This sexy lingerie commercial is from a huge chain store! The French call it Le Targét.