Don't laugh. We're all obsessed with Vanessa Hudgens.

We debated posting this video for the last couple weeks because we didn't know whether it was pornographic enough for you.

Here's Lindsay Lohan on the set of her new movie Machete. How she's working again we have no idea. All we know is that she sucks at using spray tan.

We have no idea why she's famous other than the fact that when you look at her it's like you're seeing an angel. An angel with a hot ass and really nice boobs.

Boob Alert! Check out these tiny, pre-silicon boobies and tell us who got implants!

It always happens a couple times a year: for a week straight Tara Reid makes the paparazzi take photos of her in a bikini, and for a week straight we laugh at her stomach.

Up up, down down, left right, left right, boob boob, start! You got unlimited boobs!

Hello and welcome to Whoose Boobs, the only online game with a booth at this year’s San Diego Boob-con.

Picking out your favorite twin is like choosing your favorite boob. It just doesn’t matter sometimes.

This week Philip Norris defends a horny teacher’s right to sleep with one of his or her students. Sexy!

A little bit too much Viagra, Mr. Dole?

These boobs will walk all over you with 9-inch heels.

This week Lou grills Harry Potter on the final book, and finds out whether he dies or not!

If you're even close to hot you should do what you can to get this costume and bring it to the Harry Potter premiere this week.

This is the extent of Bret Michael's injuries after a prop kicked his ass at the Tony's last week.

It's good to know that even though she's been out of the limelight, Jessica Simpson still has her boobs. That just lets us know the world doing alright.

We don't pay attention to Kourtney Kardashian that much. But that's all changed with these pictures.

Boobs stay afloat by doing the breaststroke – in video!

You don't have to see this girl's face; it's busted. Instead, look at the ocean...the beach...that dude with the towel on his head. If you like, you can also look at Shauna's boobs.

Normally we're against breast implants. But Bikini Girl's new boobs make her face look a lot less stupid, so we approve!