A Real Person, A Lot Like You by Derek Sivers.

Best of all, if you pee yourself...no one would know.

Before it beats you.

Plus, Miley Cyrus smoked it. Do you really want to have anything in common with her?

Perhaps a little too much. Seriously, at some point doesn't this video start to creep you out?

Foul balls scare me. If you're not almost trampling a former president or ending the playoffs, you're endangering a kid or getting into an "inappropriate" fight over the ball. Enjoy our national pastime at it's finest.

Something like this, you just can't recover from.

This isn't how you do it.

You don't often see parents throw out a perfectly good child.

If you don't care enough to get involved, you don't get minor explosions in your crotch.

Can you figure it out?

Having one trucks' brakes fail and run you over is unlucky. When it happens twice, that's just a sign to go home.

Would you board your cat with this woman?

Get you out of cop cars.

Here's why you shouldn't even try.

Captures perfectly a child's fear of parental retaliation.

This isn't how you do it.

When you're President of the United States, car problems become a lot more embarrassing.

If there's a hailstorm, I think you're allowed to stop cutting the grass.

The title should tell you, this is not a smart idea.