Get ready ladies, you're about to see the hottest man in the universe. Just be sure to have a barf bag next to you.

According to Allah, if you like the World Cup you're going to hell. Or you're going to be judged. Whatevs.

Watch this kitty get down with itself right before you're eyes! (Don't watch this if you're horny).

If you don't know the words to a song, don't sing it. It's that simple.

Elmo is back with some exciting ways to lose weight. Whether you’re trying to lose ten pounds or a billion pounds, Elmo will show you the way!

We're not sure you want to buy this Super Soaker for your kids.

Ghetto Stiletto is taking the fashion world by storm (we lie!). In this episode, Elmo shows you how to recycle bad fashion.

Ghetto Stiletto is a girl’s guide to nearly everything – fashion, beauty, health, and lifestyle. In this episode, LG’s very own Elmo shows you how to take a good MySpace photo!

It's Easter. Do you know where your bunny is?

Dick Cheney, Aerosmith, Gun-Loving Freaks. You gotta love America.

The Moment Britney Spears Didn’t Want You To See!

Okay, we get it. You love animals, especially flying rats. Katie, you look stupid.

We though we’d do the world some good and offer you the complete and uncensored Paris Hilton Sex Tape.

If you haven’t seen the Colin Farrell Sex Tape, now is your chance. And please note: No blowup dolls were harmed in this video, only humped.

How ever do you develop such sexy talent?

See what happens when you mix Conan O'Brien, Chuck Norris, Haley Joel Osment and a fatal disease.

Warning: Home Shopping Junk will kill you.

Let's see what happens when you light your ass-farts on fire! This looks fake.

Did you see these two bust heads on The Late Show with David Letterman? It was hilarious only because it proves one thing: liberals are taking over Letterman’s hair plugs.

Here’s a tribute to those bisexually ambiguous Weezer-worshiping dorks that we call Emo Kids! We love you guys!