The one video that will make you want to punch a girl in the face.

This will surely not get a girl pregnant. Nor will it get you a girlfriend, laid, or anything else you can possibly want.

You have to hand it to CBS for really editing this in a way that generates the LOLs.

You'd think these guys would be more professional but NO.

Shawtys, your man is waiting for you and he wants to take you to the movies.

Sure this dude dresses like Beyonce, but he's really a pumpkin so you can totally eat him without going to jail!

If you're going to scare somebody, you might as well do it while wearing the cheesiest costume imaginable.

Proving once again that if New Jersey is the armpit of America, Philadelphia is that part near your scrotum that you never wash. Is that harsh?

Now that they're in a better place, let them take you to a better place!

The Nintendo Wii has been out for how long now? Haven't we learned that if you're old and have a camera pointed at you, you should probably not being playing with the Wii? In these circumstances, you can never win.

If you have big boobs, you might need to put something between them that gives them support. It's a great, totally sexy idea! Not really!

Ugh. We identify too much with this. Too much. We are crying right now. Crying. We hope you, too, can feel his pain if you're not fat. Today, we're all fat kids.

If you're going to get more alcohol, make sure your body can actually handle more alcohol.

We'd just these guys, so should you.

So you tell me. Does it look like Joe beat the crap out of Brody Jenner's girlfriend that one night at the club? Also, why does security footage always suck?

Yes, you can just call this rape if you want to.

You thought Juaquin Pheonix was bad, you got to check some of these out!

Here is definitive proof that the Meg White Sex Tape is real. To all you doubters out there -- you're wrong.

Come get'em, ladies. They and their mustaches are waiting for you!

How many of these YouTube videos do you recognize?