The beginning of a season of American Idol is like watching a slow-moving car wreck. There's so much damage you see coming, and yet you're too paralyzed with grotesque fascination to look away.
Never ever ever ever give the keys to your brand new $50,000 car to your 14-year-old. Never ever ever.
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