The Nintendo Wii has been out for how long now? Haven't we learned that if you're old and have a camera pointed at you, you should probably not being playing with the Wii? In these circumstances, you can never win.

I bet you didn't think it was possible to fit the 100 greatest movie lines of all time into 200 hundred seconds did you? You were wrong.

Your very own Princess Peach, right in your living room.

The best gamers are the ones that make nerds horny.

If you're looking to get skinny, try a Slim Suit. And than after that doesn't work, try Crystal Meth!

We just knew somebody would be killed playing the Wii.

Mankind has almost achieved its final purpose, a porn video game. We eagerly await the release of “Gorgasm: The Legend of Dong Slayer", Mr. Jordan.

Finally a place Michael Jackson can fit in.

Don't let "Father" catch you playing this.

While you were pwning newbs in Halo 3, your grandparents were participating in a cross-country Wii bowling tourney. Retirement never looked so good.

Do you kind of hate Dave Matthews? Do you kind of love the Wii? Well then this musical number was made for you.

De Niro seems to be a little primaddona. Can someone say B!tch fit?

In the vein of the nerdy-popular retro-fitting craze, this guy converted his old NES system to house a DVD player. Then he made a video of it and shared it with the internets.

This is probably one of the best covers we have heard at the Live at LG Acoustic sessions and it’s a perfect fit for Limbeck. If you have never heard the original by The Byrds, well, then you should just be ashamed of yourself!

Serena Williams takes on Conan O'Brien in Wii tennis.

There's a better use for the "rumble" function on your Wii paddles. It's a marital aid.

These games could be great if you were required to be naked. And sexy. And we could watch. While naked.

Conflicted over the whole PS3/Wii thing? Well wait until you see what it’s putting this week's Booth Babe through!

This. Guy. Rules. "Heeeeell Naaaw."

Faith Hill pitched a fit when she lost an award to Carrie Underwood. I had country, but that chick's a beeyotch.