9th Grade Whore

9th Grade Whore

Yes she says she does what she wants but does she slaughter baby seals with her bare hands??

 

Dance Like Britney: Comeback Edition

Dance Like Britney: Comeback Edition

Now you can dance just like everyone's favorite washed-up whore! Watch this commercial to find out how.

 

Lohan and Tyra's Big Song

Lohan and Tyra's Big Song

In an alternate universe there is no world hunger and Lohan and Tyra Banks did not become cracked out whores. Enjoy this clip from when the dream was still alive.

 

Drag Queen Test

Drag Queen Test

This is totally the kind of guy who drives to Tijijuana with his buddies and picks up a whore and then later *flatly denies* he knew anything about her being a man. But you know he wants that.

 

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