It's like Michael Jackson's was reincarnated into a chubby kid who can't sing. How adorable.

A moment of silence, please, as we honor Pam Anderson and the celebrities who followed in her (stretched out) footsteps with this tribute to celebrity sex tapes.

It's funny how certain athletes dominate in every aspect of their sport...except good sportsmanship. Check out this collection of death threats, sucker punches, and riots, to see for yourself.

Of course, by "jolliest" we mean "fattest." Or "hilarious." They are so intertwined it really doesn't matter.

Here's a man who has never walked through an Automatic Door, and will probably never again.

Listen if you will to this man completely butchering one of the greatest songs ever recorded by a band with a drummer who has a silly name, Nothing Else Matters by Metallica.

About 15 seconds into this clip, Tiger Woods lets won't rip. His farts smell like onions we hear.

What do 'Twin Peaks,' 'Firefly,' and 'Dr. Who'' have in common? Canceled after a few seasons, these TV shows now enjoy cult status. Can you guess the other seven?

One man, especially one who is British, should never have so much power over a female. It's just unethical. Like, spread the wealth, dude. There are other guys who want girls to go crazy over them, too, ya know.

She was asking for it, right? RIGHT, GUYS!?! RIGHT!?! WHO'S WITH ME? *crickets*

If you ever stand next to Lebron James, expect him to kill you with his farts.

Here's a guy who's tries to answer trivia questions while on a rollercoaster. Will he or won't he barf all over himself!?!

The Keyboard Cat vs. Julie. Like the entire internet, all we want to know is who the hell is Julie?

Celebrate Earth Day by despising a bunch of hippies who cry over dead trees.

Maury ain't seen nothin' like this before! Watch as these people lose their minds after finding out who the baby daddy is.

First there's the turtle that humps shoes, now there's a kitty who likes to be spanked. Weird world, dude.

Technically, this isn't NSFW. But something about it just makes us feel really non-horny.

You should have seen it when he asked a guy who couldn't taste to lick his abs. Now that was super awkward.

Cats are dumb, but they're also jerks, too. Big huge dork jerks who suck.

Hand it to the Japanese who think of the best TV EVER.