Who the hell washes their own car anyway?

Star Trek is no longer for dorks! It's for dorks who like boobs and The Hills.

We don't know what to say about peeps who love balloons this much. Watch at your own peril.

Poor Kelly Ripa. 30 seconds after Regis farted, she turned green and died.

The newest sitcom to hit the airwaves is Japanese Monkey Waiter! He's a monkey who's also a waiter!

Shocking new revelations about the dudes who gave birth to Obama.

Introducing the preacher that will make you believe in Jesus -- and Gas-X!

Whoopi and that girl who likes to kiss girls and like it just made out. .

A nice little cat fight between two nobodies who are very jealous of each other. Our vote: Omarosa.

Who's a better Joker? Jack Nicholson's or Heath Ledger?

People get laid wearing JCPenny who knew?

And if you're the CEO of Wrigley you're saying, Who the Hell is Matt?

There's always one friend who thinks he knows the most about movies. Here's Dinkle: The Movie Quote Guy. Brought to you by the U.S Army.

Who knew Nascar fans owned golf clubs?

Kobe Bryant, the only professional athlete who chooses performance enhancing special effects over performance enhancing drugs.

Recession? Who said anything about a recession, there's money just lying around all over the place, just gotta take it!

Gas prices, who gives a crap about gas prices? Let's see some more stunts.

Can he also clone the girl who apparently does not mind living in squalor as long as he invents uselessly awesome gaming gadgets.

Gary Coleman has physical difficulties with sex, who would've guessed that?

Who said music sucked in the 80s? It was a revolutionary time for fog machines and throat guitarists.