If only this were in theaters instead of another installment of Saw.

Here is definitive proof that the Meg White Sex Tape is real. To all you doubters out there -- you're wrong.

Finally, Martin Luther King's dream of having a furniture for both white and b lack people has become a reality.

Triumph the Insult Comic goes to the Republican National Convention to make fun of white people.

The only kind of kitty that would survive in Reverend Run's house.

There is no one better equipped to take care of a cat than a single white male aka, an engineer.

Jack White is pissed he didn't think of this.

Yes it's early in 2008 but how could anyone do it better than this dude and his "famous" sunglasses?

Are you as revolted by the Meg White Sex Tape as this reporter is? We hope so.

Mary-Kate Olsen is now starring in Weeds. She once starred in Full House. Here the two characters meet for the first time.

I can't imagine the number of painstaking hours it took to set this Goldberg-esque contraption throughout this house. This guy obviously doesn't play MMORPGs.

In the vein of the nerdy-popular retro-fitting craze, this guy converted his old NES system to house a DVD player. Then he made a video of it and shared it with the internets.

This inspiring crystal meth commercial was made by the good people at Procter & Gamble for their new line of DIY house-cleaning drugs.

Call us cruel, but we love it when some jackass is screwing around and gets the short end of fate's stick. Especially when they're dumb white kids from the 'burbs and they're screwing around in their buddy's crappy Accord.

Britney Spears put on a secret show at the House of Blues San Diego last night, under the fake group name "The M&Ms." Apparently she lip-sync'd and gave a lap dance. But no one put money in her thong!

American Idol Sanjaya has a white mom – and she got busted for weed!

This was one of our favorite sessions yet as we actually had an accordion player in the house! Kate Havnevik is all over the place right now and we were psyched that she was nice enough to come by our studios a couple of weeks ago. One thing is for sure. The girl can sing. Keep an eye out for another song in a couple of weeks…

This adorable Cambodian boy rides his pet python around the house! Unbelievable and cute! *Check out the end!*

90% of these girls live in Orange County.

What happens when a dorky white guy takes a chickenhead out on a date? Let's watch and see!!