And create a future serial killer, with this simple Christmas prank.

Imagine getting this doll for Christmas?!!?

Ruined by their dog.

Even better, she's stealing Christmas presents.

I even got one...not a puppy, but a dog!!

Some truly disturbing "found" video.

It’s Christmas time for Simon’s Cat!

I love sharks, but I never want to be that close to a Great White.

I love sharks, a lot!!! But if a great white ever got this close to me, I'd definitely lose it.

The black and white cat is really determined to understand what's going on. But, I think the white cat just wanders over to provide moral support.

Most drugs aren't that sexy. Watching a hot chick in a white tank-top, swing a frying pan is sexy.

Shaun White is too young to drink, but he's not too young to be hilarious! (or a firecrotch!).

Think Caroling is all innocent? Well watch these carolers really tear up the Christmas Season!

We are insanely jealous of this kid's Christmas Xbox system. We're sure Clark Griswald is jealous, too.

Here is definitive proof that the Meg White Sex Tape is real. To all you doubters out there -- you're wrong.

Finally, Martin Luther King's dream of having a furniture for both white and b lack people has become a reality.

The movie Christmas Vacation gives us the most sentimental holiday moment ever.

Triumph the Insult Comic goes to the Republican National Convention to make fun of white people.

There is no one better equipped to take care of a cat than a single white male aka, an engineer.

Jack White is pissed he didn't think of this.