I love sharks, but I never want to be that close to a Great White.

I love sharks, a lot!!! But if a great white ever got this close to me, I'd definitely lose it.

The black and white cat is really determined to understand what's going on. But, I think the white cat just wanders over to provide moral support.

Most drugs aren't that sexy. Watching a hot chick in a white tank-top, swing a frying pan is sexy.

Shaun White is too young to drink, but he's not too young to be hilarious! (or a firecrotch!).

Here is definitive proof that the Meg White Sex Tape is real. To all you doubters out there -- you're wrong.

Finally, Martin Luther King's dream of having a furniture for both white and b lack people has become a reality.

Triumph the Insult Comic goes to the Republican National Convention to make fun of white people.

There is no one better equipped to take care of a cat than a single white male aka, an engineer.

Jack White is pissed he didn't think of this.

Are you as revolted by the Meg White Sex Tape as this reporter is? We hope so.

Call us cruel, but we love it when some jackass is screwing around and gets the short end of fate's stick. Especially when they're dumb white kids from the 'burbs and they're screwing around in their buddy's crappy Accord.

American Idol Sanjaya has a white mom – and she got busted for weed!

90% of these girls live in Orange County.

What happens when a dorky white guy takes a chickenhead out on a date? Let's watch and see!!

I didn't even know WTF "ghost riding" *was* before I saw this. Now we know EXACTLY why it's so stupid.

…This should happen to all white guys that try to dance.

Watch Britney Spears cry, talk about her white trash husband, and the fact that she's a horrible mom, all on The Today Show.

Watch Tom Cruise dance like a white man! Weeeeee!

Another case of white people trying to rap. Very sad.