This poor girl can't stop sneezing. Luckily the internet is here to make light of the horrible situation.

Usually weddings are boring. Not this one.

This is kind of gross, but mostly awesome. Somebody invented a chicken plucker and decided to gross everybody out by putting it in action and posting a video on the internet. Everybody's a winner.

In honor of 'New Moon,' we've decided to put together a list that showcases just how sexy vampires can be.

It's amazing that an animated show, like 'Family Guy,' is able to include so many incredible musical numbers. Here are ten of the funniest.

You'd think these guys would be more professional but NO.

It's like Michael Jackson's was reincarnated into a chubby kid who can't sing. How adorable.

Everyone knows being a weatherman is a joke; this guy obviously accepts that.

Shawtys, your man is waiting for you and he wants to take you to the movies.

What did she say?

If you're going to scare somebody, you might as well do it while wearing the cheesiest costume imaginable.

If only this were in theaters instead of another installment of Saw.

Proving once again that if New Jersey is the armpit of America, Philadelphia is that part near your scrotum that you never wash. Is that harsh?

They can report death totals from war and brutal rape homicides with a straight face but zombies are more than a news anchor can handle.

The Nintendo Wii has been out for how long now? Haven't we learned that if you're old and have a camera pointed at you, you should probably not being playing with the Wii? In these circumstances, you can never win.

Live news has brought both disturbing and hilarious images into our homes. But this may be the only time they bested Lucille Ball.

Ugh. We identify too much with this. Too much. We are crying right now. Crying. We hope you, too, can feel his pain if you're not fat. Today, we're all fat kids.

The Japanese are really into some Next Level stuff. This game is, like, from the future or something.

There are too many to list, but here is a global look at ten of the scariest movies, released outside of the U.S., in recent years.

This driver should be celebrated for being the Douchiest Douchebag In The Entire World.