Without getting wet.

How to stop bed-wetting through public humiliation.

Instinctively, she must have known it was a bad idea.

If you're going to get wet, might as well go swimming !

Here are some of the craziest celebrity trainwrecks caught on video. Thank goodness for stupid celebs + technology.

Proposal, you know how England shipped all its convicts to Australia? Maybe we can ship all our useless celebs to Turkey.

Bill Gates will spend his last day of work like everyone else, avoiding responsibility. He will also apparently spend it with more celebs than the rest of us.

"the manager grabbed a pot of hot french fry grease and launched it at them....the drag queens retaliated smacking [him] in the head with a wet floor sign."

Dear lord Michelle Marsh is running topless down the beach. If it were nearly any other woman on the planet, save Star Jones, it would be hot. But those "fun"-bags are like sacks of wet meat your step-dad is about to slug you with.

NSFW: Judd Apatow's new movie starring George Michael from Arrested Development. I'm wetting myself with anticipation

The new show "Armed & Famous" features B-list celebrities who apparently want to become police officers. What won't they make into a reality show??

Steve-O celebrated the release of a new movie by making an impression of his family jewels in some wet cement. Personally, I like jewels with a liitle more karats, if you catch my drift.