When using the number 69, never say 69 slacks, 69 sacks, or talk about your '69 sax, we'll always assume you said sex.
Nothing beats asking the weatherman, in his sandals, to help act out sex solicitation before Law & Order can beat you to the punch. Everybody pile on Senator Craig!
Kids, this is what happens when you snort too much cocaine off a dead hooker's ass.
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