The Youngest Preacher in the world speaks in tongues and can turn water in apple sauce!

10,000 frames per second is the way to live.

Nothing is as priceless as filming an child's impending doom. The pan over to the slide proves the cameraman is a heartless bastard.

This is graceful. Just watch the way her face shatters the surface of the water. Greg Louganis is jealous.

This guy "hacked" a Coke machine with his cell phone, making it dispense quarters and free water – but then revealed his trick!

Jehovah's Witnesses want to save your soul, but only if you don't attack them with water balloons. 'Cause THAT pisses them off.

This Fourth of July, remember NOT to place your quarter sticks of dynamite under your water melons. 'Cause den de'll blowd up.

Inexplicably, this dog wants whatever the thinks is at the bottom of this toilet bowl. And the toilet water pays the ultimate price.

This guy demonstrates how it's possible to have goldfish living in water below the oil in a deep fryer. Oh those wacky Japanese!!

"Illegal Aliens" is as big of a B-movie as you can get. And Chyna Doll's performance is worthy of a John Waters film!

Lindsay was accused of driving drunk by a paparazzi outside a club in NYC recently. EVERYBODY knows she only drinks water! Duh!

Kids, don't try this at home! But yes, dynamite WILL make surfable waves in a body of water. AWESOME!

Turn your bath water into slime! Awesome and weird, but great for siblings that bathe together!

When you mix corn starch with water, it creates a non-newtonian liquid – a sort-of liquid, sort-of solid substance that has amazing properties! Watch these two "walk on water!"

What happens when you're at the mall with your dog and some lady keeps spraying people's legs with water? Let's find out!!

Woman needs help to get wallet out of the water, watch out!

While running in the forest, always be weary of booby traps.

We never knew that Holy Water could be used as a weapon, and that priests really know how to lay the smack down.

Watch people fall into a water bed. We're hoping one of those beds is filled with urine.

Watch what happens when somebody drops a giant water balloon on a port-o-potty.