Someone got into the catnip.

He's so wasted, he probably wouldn't have felt getting hit.

More than 74 million people waste their lives playing this game. Now who wants to trade gold chickens with me?

Celebrate the 30th anniversary of Elvis' death by watching him completely wasted on stage. He did not go out on top, in fact he went out on the crapper.

There are a few rules to keep in mind when going drunken mini-golfing. Only I don't remember 'em 'cause I'm WASTED! Yeeah!!

Liquid Generation's own Doc Manhattan gets a new Transformer toy, and wastes nearly 40 minutes of his life playing with it! Must see to believe! Er... be bored!

Everyone knows Rusky Slovak commie meat-heads are a waste of vodka, but these two douches sucker-punch a guy's gal. They get theirs, though!

Bill Murray was wasted at this New Orleans bar, and almost got into a fight – until some dude talked him down, and afterwards he bought everybody drinks! What a guy! AWESOME cellphone video!

A clearly wasted Lindsay Lohan was caught on tape as she exited a club this past weekend, drunkenly stumbling into her waiting ride. Thank god she's in the passenger seat this time!!

Paula Abdul got wasted and then did and interview on live television. Brilliant!!!

Jackass Steve O made an appearance on Adam Corolla's show. BTW, he was blitzed-to-the-tits wasted and had to be escorted off the set.