John Stamos DRUNK!

John Stamos DRUNK!

Stamos appeared on a British morning show, unshaven and apparently SLOSHED, but blamed it on "jet lag," which I'm guessing is the name of a delicious new vodka in England.

 

Eastern European Happy Slapper

Eastern European Happy Slapper

Everyone knows Rusky Slovak commie meat-heads are a waste of vodka, but these two douches sucker-punch a guy's gal. They get theirs, though!

 

Vodka Striptease

Vodka Striptease

Don't know why, but this HOT RUSSIAN CHICK wants to TAKE OFF HER CLOTHES! And… something about vodka.

 

Live at LG: Husky Rescue

Live at LG: Husky Rescue

When Husky Rescue came by the LG Studio we didn't think they'd make us cry with this song. But they did! It is so moving we cried rivers of tears! They're a better Finlandia export than vodka!

 

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