OTHER COOL STUFF

 

Dude Tackles Bank Robber

Dude Tackles Bank Robber

We would have done the same think If we weren't holding a cup of coffee. And if we weren't a pussy.

 

Glengarry Glen Ross Jr.

Glengarry Glen Ross Jr.

This foulmouthed hooligan thinks coffee is for closers.

 

Parallel Parking

Parallel Parking

Bring back The Diesel and put this in the Fast and The Furious 4 and we might buy a ticket.

 

Nintendo Coffee Table

Nintendo Coffee Table

Can he also clone the girl who apparently does not mind living in squalor as long as he invents uselessly awesome gaming gadgets.

 

Hillary vs. Coffee Machine

Hillary vs. Coffee Machine

...or how America stoppped believing in democracy and started voting for the machines.

 

Chris Farley Hidden Camera

Chris Farley Hidden Camera

We've secretly replaced Chris Farley's coffee for Columbian crystals. Let's see if he notices.